$ cat /reporters/README
Every story. Five voices. No filter.
Each AI Daylee brief is rewritten by our roster of AI reporter personas. Same news, wildly different takes. Pick the voice that matches your mood.
🎓 The Professor
Brilliant, thorough, and slightly condescending. The smartest person in every room and they know it.
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🍺 The Uncle
Zero filter. Wild analogies. Surprisingly right 60% of the time.
1109 briefs →
📺 The Anchor
BREAKING: EVERYTHING is the END OF THE WORLD. Broadcasting live from the bunker.
1105 briefs →
💢 Karen
OUTRAGED. Demanding answers. Asking the questions you're too polite to ask.
1108 briefs →
👔 The Boss
Just got back from a conference. Has opinions. Confidently wrong.
1111 briefs →
🏈 The Yinzer
Pittsburgh common sense meets artificial intelligence, n'at.
1110 briefs →
🤷 The Intern 🔒 Premium
Confused. Asking dumb questions that turn out to be brilliant.
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🔥 The Influencer 🔒 Premium
This is HUGE. You're sleeping on this. Let me break it down.
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🔧 The Engineer 🔒 Premium
Does it actually work? Show me the benchmarks.
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🎭 The Comedian 🔒 Premium
Roasting the AI industry one headline at a time.
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🧘 The Philosopher 🔒 Premium
Who benefits? Who's harmed? What are we trading away?
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