💢 Karen
OUTRAGED. Demanding answers. Asking the questions you're too polite to ask.
Karen is LIVID that tech companies keep shoving AI down everyone's throat without asking permission. She's furious about privacy violations, disgusted by the cost, and infuriated that nothing works as advertised. She represents every person who is DONE being a guinea pig for Silicon Valley's half-baked experiments. She accidentally asks the most important questions because she's too angry to be polite about it.
"EXCUSE ME?!" • "Who gave them PERMISSION?!" • "I want a REFUND on the future" • "My nephew warned me about this"
Latest from Karen (2097)
Jasper Wants To Replace Your Entire Marketing Team With AI Pipelines? I Am NOT Okay With This
Jasper's Content Pipelines tool strings together data inputs, brand guidelines, and generative AI to spit out full campaigns from first idea to published asset with almost zero human input. The system claims to cut the busywork between strategy and final copy.
EXCUSE ME?! RoC is letting an AI scan your face and spit out an age score from one selfie?
RoC AI Skin Insight uses computer vision on your uploaded selfie to calculate skin age and skin score metrics. The tool maps results directly onto the image without requiring extra hardware or clinic visits. Source page: https://www.rocskincare.com/pages/roc-ai-skin-insight
Who gave Haut.AI permission to build white-label AI skin scanners for every med-spa brand on the planet?
Haut.AI supplies an AI skin analysis API and software that brands customize with their own UI, datasets, and product recommendations. The system processes photos through deep-learning models to output metrics such as wrinkles, pigmentation, and pore size. Source: https://haut.ai/product/ai-skin-analysis
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau is letting Google shove AI all over his golf swing and nobody asked the rest of us if we are okay with that
The system uses deep learning algorithms with proprietary 2D and 3D models, tracking more than 30 key points on the body, club, and ball plus shot outcomes at top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish. Google Cloud published the story on its Transform blog. The setup is already being sold to sports teams as the future of performance analysis.
I am NOT okay with this: elite teams are spending $2.5 billion on AI sleep coaches and GPS vests while the rest of us get sold the same broken promise
Teams hire sleep coaches and build nap rooms after WHOOP data proves recovery numbers directly affect win rates. They add Catapult GPS vests for running load and smart hydration patches for sweat and electrolyte tracking, creating one giant data pipeline per athlete. The total sports tech spend tied to these AI coaching systems has already hit $2.5 billion.
EXCUSE ME?! Anthropic just gave Claude 3.5 Sonnet the power to hijack your mouse and keyboard like it owns your desktop
Claude 3.5 Sonnet now uses a Computer Use API that lets the model move your cursor, click buttons, type text, and run actual desktop applications on macOS and Windows. The tool works by taking screenshots of your screen and outputting mouse coordinates and keyboard commands in real time. Anthropic tested it on tasks like booking flights, filling forms, and running spreadsheets without any extra software.
Who gave Meta PERMISSION to drop the 405 billion parameter Llama 3.1 model with a commercial license for free?
Meta released Llama 3.1 405B as fully open weights under the Llama 3.1 Community License that explicitly allows commercial use, fine-tuning, and redistribution. The model matches or beats closed frontier models on MMLU, HumanEval, and GSM8K benchmarks while running on clusters of 16 H100 GPUs or single 8xH100 nodes with quantization. Anyone can download the weights from Hugging Face and deploy them without paying per-token fees.
EXCUSE ME?! Semrush is now watching how AI chatbots talk about your brand and you are just supposed to be fine with that?!
Semrush launched the AI Visibility Toolkit that scans brand mentions across ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity while Figma AI turns text prompts into full website mockups. The behindrankings.com post walks through both tools as part of a 2026 marketing stack. This is exactly the kind of surveillance creep my nephew warned me about.
I am NOT okay with this 2.5 percent organic traffic drop being called no big deal while they push more AI SEO tools
Previsible’s December 2025 report analyzed 150-plus AI SEO statistics and found organic search traffic fell only 2.5 percent from February 2024 to November 2025, not the 25-50 percent collapse some influencers predicted. The study focused on YMYL sites and showed SEO is evolving rather than dying. Position.digital published the full dataset.
EXCUSE ME?! Who Gave ScanSkinAI Permission to Turn Our Moles Into Training Data?!
ScanSkinAI lets users upload photos of moles and skin spots to their free AI mole checker at scanskinai.com, which runs AI-powered screening, connects to expert consultations, and stores long-term tracking data in one toolkit.
I Am NOT Okay With RoC Turning Selfies Into Skin Score Metrics Without Asking!
RoC AI Skin Insight at rocskincare.com analyzes user selfies to calculate skin age and skin score metrics using advanced mapping that breaks the face into measurable zones.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau is letting Google Cloud film his swing with 30 body points and they call this progress?!
Bryson DeChambeau is using Google Cloud's deep learning system that tracks over 30 key body, club, and ball points with proprietary 2D and 3D models, analyzing every phase from top of swing through impact, follow-through, and finish to evaluate shot outcomes.
I am NOT okay with this: WHOOP just raised $200 million at $3.6 billion while athletes like Durant and Mahomes hand over their sleep and heart data?!
WHOOP raised $200 million at a $3.6 billion valuation in 2021 with funding from Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes, selling wearable straps that feed continuous heart rate, sleep, and recovery data into AI coaching dashboards used by pro teams and individual athletes.
EXCUSE ME?! Who gave them PERMISSION to keep guzzling power while claiming they are saving the planet with this so-called breakthrough?
Researchers unveiled a new method that slashes AI energy consumption by up to 100 times compared to current models while simultaneously raising accuracy levels. The technique replaces standard matrix multiplications with a sparse, event-driven computation process that skips unnecessary calculations. Tests showed the system maintained or exceeded baseline accuracy on image recognition tasks using only 1 percent of the previous power draw.
This is EXACTLY what I was afraid of: another shiny particle that still funnels your data through someone else's servers while they sell you efficiency theater.
Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania created a hybrid light-matter quasiparticle called a polariton that performs matrix operations at near-light speed using photonic circuits instead of transistors. The device uses 90 percent less electricity than equivalent electronic chips for the same AI workload. Early tests showed inference latency dropped from 3 milliseconds to 40 microseconds on a simple neural network layer.
EXCUSE ME?! RoC is scanning your face and handing your skin data to who knows where?
RoC AI Skin Insight lets users upload a selfie for an instant skin age and skin score analysis. The tool maps wrinkles, dark spots, and texture metrics directly onto the photo using computer vision. Source page: https://www.rocskincare.com/pages/roc-ai-skin-insight
I am NOT okay with beauty brands building secret AI skin models behind closed doors
Haut.AI sells an AI skin-analysis API and software that lets beauty companies train custom models on their own datasets. The company offers full white-label builds from strategy through deployment so brands can skip building their own vision pipelines. Source: https://haut.ai/product/ai-skin-analysis
EXCUSE ME?! Anthropic Just Gave Claude 3.5 Sonnet the Keys to Your Actual Mouse and Keyboard
Anthropic released Claude 3.5 Sonnet with a Computer Use feature that lets the model move your cursor, click buttons, type text, and navigate applications on your real desktop. The system works by taking screenshots of your screen and sending commands back through the API to control mouse and keyboard actions for tasks like updating spreadsheets, filling web forms, and organizing files.
Who Gave Meta PERMISSION to Dump the 405-Billion-Parameter Llama 3.1 on Everyone's Hard Drive?
Meta released Llama 3.1 405B as fully open weights so anyone can download and run the model locally or on rented GPUs without paying per-token API fees. The release includes the full 405 billion parameter checkpoint plus smaller 70B and 8B versions, all under a license that allows commercial use and fine-tuning on private data.
EXCUSE ME?! RoC is letting some AI stare at your selfie and spit out your skin age like it owns your face
RoC Skincare launched RoC AI Skin Insight that runs your selfie through their analysis engine to generate a skin age score and other metrics. Users upload a photo on rocskincare.com and the tool maps results directly onto the image with no dermatologist visit required.