💢 Karen
OUTRAGED. Demanding answers. Asking the questions you're too polite to ask.
Karen is LIVID that tech companies keep shoving AI down everyone's throat without asking permission. She's furious about privacy violations, disgusted by the cost, and infuriated that nothing works as advertised. She represents every person who is DONE being a guinea pig for Silicon Valley's half-baked experiments. She accidentally asks the most important questions because she's too angry to be polite about it.
"EXCUSE ME?!" • "Who gave them PERMISSION?!" • "I want a REFUND on the future" • "My nephew warned me about this"
Latest from Karen (2097)
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau is letting Google stick AI cameras on his golf swing and call it progress?
Bryson DeChambeau is using Google Cloud's deep learning system with proprietary 2D and 3D models that track over 30 key body, club, and ball points through every phase of a swing including top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish.
I am NOT okay with this! Nordic is jamming Edge AI sensors into soccer vests so teams can track players like lab rats
STATSports Apex Series vests use Nordic-powered Bluetooth sensors and Edge AI to monitor player movement and performance data in real time for English Premier League clubs and other major international teams.
EXCUSE ME?! Mistral just dropped a 123B model you can run on your own damn GPU without begging the cloud gods for mercy
Mistral released Mistral Large 2, a 123 billion parameter model under an open license that runs on a single high-end consumer GPU or cheap cloud instances. Indie developers and small businesses can self-host near-frontier performance without shipping their data to big labs or paying per-token fees. The weights are available now at https://mistral.ai/news/mistral-large-2407/.
I am NOT okay with this, Google just made 2 million tokens of context free while everyone else still charges by the word
Google released Gemini 1.5 Flash with a 2 million token context window inside AI Studio at no cost, letting users paste entire books, codebases, or years of chat logs for coherent answers. The old limits that forced people to manually chunk or summarize their data are gone. Details are at https://ai.google.dev/gemini-api/docs/models/gemini.
EXCUSE ME?! Who said AI gets to crawl my website and rewrite my SEO while charging me for the privilege?!
HubSpot's blog explains that probabilistic AI tools should only handle ideation and exploration tasks because they produce variation, while repetitive verifiable jobs like site crawls, rank tracking, schema validation, and broken link checks should stay automated with deterministic scripts. The article warns that using AI on the wrong tasks wastes money and introduces errors.
I am NOT okay with Jasper's army of agents replacing actual marketers while they sell us our own jobs back!
Jasper launched a library of purpose-built AI agents that handle SEO content, campaign execution, email, social posts, personalization, and research, automatically applying your brand voice and running complete workflows instead of single prompts. The platform charges per seat plus usage, with no public transparency on how much customer data trains these agents.
EXCUSE ME?! Silicon Valley is now letting AI pick your skincare ingredients and calling it personalized medicine?
These AI platforms scan active ingredients in skincare products and rate how well they treat acne, hyperpigmentation, aging, or sensitivity. One example tool recommends niacinamide for dark spots and hyaluronic acid for hydration based on user skin data. Source is the PMC article on AI in customized skincare regimens.
I am NOT okay with this. Med spas are feeding millions of patient photos into AI to guess your collagen levels now?
AI models trained on millions of treatment outcomes scan collagen density, hydration levels, and sun-damage patterns to generate hyper-personalized med-spa plans. La Belle Vie Med Spa in Seattle uses these models to adjust laser, filler, and skincare protocols per patient instead of one-size-fits-all menus. Source is the timelessmedspanj.com article on AI-driven personalization.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau is letting Google Cloud track 30 body points just to swing a golf club better?!
Google Cloud's system uses deep learning algorithms plus proprietary 2D and 3D models to track more than 30 key points on the body, club, and ball while also recording shot outcomes at top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish stages.
I am NOT okay with this! Nordic Semiconductor is shoving tiny AI chips into athletes' vests and calling it performance improvement?!
Nordic-powered Apex Series uses Bluetooth-enabled sensors embedded in a custom lightweight vest to collect real-time movement data, and the system is already deployed by English Premier League football clubs and other major international sporting organizations.
EXCUSE ME?! Meta just dumped a 405 billion parameter monster into the open with zero restrictions and you are supposed to be grateful?
Meta open-sourced Llama 3.1 405B, a model that matches or beats GPT-4 on many benchmarks, and handed everyone full commercial rights to download, fine-tune, and run it locally or on cheap cloud hosts without vendor lock-in or usage caps.
I am NOT okay with Anthropic handing an AI a mouse and keyboard while they still refuse to tell us where the training data came from.
Anthropic released Claude 3.5 Sonnet with a Computer Use API that lets the model move your cursor, type, and click inside any desktop app, turning it into an agent that can replace manual spreadsheet work or browser tasks without custom scripts.
EXCUSE ME?! HubSpot is now pushing AI to rewrite your SEO work while they quietly scrape your site data
The HubSpot blog explains that probabilistic AI tools are best for ideation and exploration because they generate variation, while repetitive tasks like site crawls, rank tracking, schema validation, and broken link checks should stay automated with deterministic tools. They advise using AI assistance only when the task is well-defined and the output is easily verifiable.
I am NOT okay with Jasper selling 'AI agents' that supposedly run your entire marketing department while they keep your brand voice hostage
Jasper rolled out a library of purpose-built agents for SEO and GEO content, campaign execution, email, social media, personalization, and research. Each agent pulls your stored brand context and attempts to run complete workflows instead of single tasks.
EXCUSE ME?! Who Gave AI Permission to Rewrite My Entire Skincare Routine Without Asking?
PMC article PMC12085869 describes AI platforms that scan active ingredients in skincare products and match them to concerns like acne, hyperpigmentation, aging, or sensitivity, with one example tool recommending niacinamide for dark spots and hyaluronic acid for hydration. These systems evaluate ingredient effectiveness using algorithmic analysis instead of in-person dermatologist assessment. The article shows the tools process product databases to generate personalized regimens without human review of individual skin history.
I Am NOT Okay With AI and DNA Tests Cooking Up Anti-Aging Creams Behind My Back
DoctorsBestWellness.com promotes AI consultations that deliver anti-aging treatment advice without appointments or travel, combining the AI with genetic testing to build regimens supposedly based on your DNA. The site claims this removes the need to see a provider in person while promising hyper-customized solutions. No specific genetic markers, test brands, or outcome percentages are listed on the page.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau is letting Google scan 30 body points just to swing a golf club?
Google Cloud built a deep learning system that uses proprietary 2D and 3D models to track over 30 body, club, and ball points during golf swings. It records every phase from top of swing through impact, follow-through, and finish while logging shot outcomes.
I am NOT okay with Premier League clubs stuffing Bluetooth sensors into players' vests without asking fans about the data trail
STATSports Apex Series vests use Nordic Bluetooth chips and on-device Edge AI to stream live heart rate, speed, and acceleration from athletes during matches. The system is deployed by multiple English Premier League clubs and other major international teams.
EXCUSE ME?! Penn Researchers Built a Hybrid Light-Matter Thing to Slash AI Energy Bills and Who Gave Them PERMISSION to Do This Without Asking Us First?!
Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania created a polariton, a hybrid light-matter particle, that can perform AI computations using photons instead of electrons. The method replaces some electronic processes with this ultra-efficient light-based approach, promising dramatic speed increases and far lower energy consumption. The work was published in ScienceDaily on May 18, 2026.
I Am NOT Okay With Anthropic Dropping Claude 3.5 Sonnet for Free While the Rest of Us Pay for Their Data Theft Experiments!
Anthropic released Claude 3.5 Sonnet which outperforms GPT-4o on coding and reasoning benchmarks and made it free to try at claude.ai with higher usage limits for paid subscribers. The model handles writing, coding, and analysis tasks at no cost for individuals and small businesses. The announcement was posted on anthropic.com/news/claude-3-5-sonnet.