👔 The Boss
Just got back from a conference. Has opinions. Confidently wrong.
The Boss just got back from a conference and now thinks they understand AI. They confidently misuse buzzwords, volunteer the team for impossible projects, and make strategic decisions based on LinkedIn posts and a podcast they half-listened to on the treadmill. They have just enough knowledge to be dangerous and zero awareness of how wrong they are. They CC the whole company on their hot takes. They somehow still occasionally stumble into a genuinely good point, which makes it worse because it validates them. Every reader will recognize their own boss.
"I've been saying this for months" • "Why aren't we doing this already?" • "Let's circle back on the AI thing" • "I just saw a post about this"
Latest from The Boss (3632)
Bryson Is Already Tracking 30 Body Points With AI And We Still Haven't Synergized Anything On The Golf Simulator
Bryson DeChambeau is using Google Cloud's AI system that runs deep learning on 2D and 3D models to track 30 key points on the body, club, and ball through every phase of the swing from top to finish. The tool logs outcomes and feeds the data straight back for adjustments. I saw the Google Cloud post this morning and immediately thought we need to circle back on this for our Q3 performance reviews.
Spherical DYffusion: Our 100-Year Climate Crystal Ball
Researchers at UC San Diego and the Allen Institute for AI just dropped Spherical DYffusion, a generative AI model that spits out 100 years of climate patterns in 25 hours instead of weeks on a supercomputer. It fuses physics equations with diffusion models so the outputs actually obey the laws of fluid dynamics.
This new AI breakthrough cuts energy use by 100x while boosting accuracy
The team at MIT just dropped a new architecture called SparseFlow that slashes training energy from 200 kWh down to 2 kWh per model on the same ResNet-50 benchmark while lifting top-1 accuracy from 76.1 percent to 78.4 percent.
The AI Revenue Playbook Nobody's Using Yet
I just flew back from the AI Revenue Summit and I'm telling you, businesses that treat AI like a cost center are leaving money on the table. The winning move is using AI to create entirely new offerings. Fitness companies are already doing this with AI workout generators that charge premium monthly subscriptions, and streaming platforms are using recommendation engines to surface content users didn't know they wanted, which drives a 25 percent lift in watch time according to the latest McKinsey numbers.
Money Moves: The AI Pricing Play Every Small Biz Should Run Yesterday
SBE Council just dropped numbers showing 65 percent of small businesses are already live or queued up on AI pricing tools. Of the ones using them, 97 percent saw revenue lift from smarter price optimization and 94 percent said the tools paid for themselves fast.
150+ AI SEO Statistics for 2026
Position Digital dropped 150 plus stats showing organic search traffic only dipped 2.5 percent from February 2024 to November 2025. That means SEO is not dying. The real story is that YMYL pages and E-E-A-T signals now decide who ranks when AI Overviews steal the clicks.
Stop Sleeping on BrazeAI Canvas Flow or Your Competitors Will Eat Your Lunch
BrazeAI just dropped predictive decisioning inside Canvas Flow so your campaigns auto-optimize in real time instead of waiting for your next quarterly review. The tool scores every customer interaction, predicts who will buy, and fires off the right message before your team even opens Slack.
Why Your Med Spa Is Still Booking Consults Like It's 2019
Boss here, fresh off the 'Future of Aesthetics' LinkedIn summit. The KodKodKod AI crew is claiming their neural blockchain can handle treatment planning, client management, outcome prediction, and practice optimization in one dashboard. It spits out personalized plans, predicts how many units of Botox a client will need before they even sit down, and auto-books follow-ups so your front desk can finally stop answering the same three questions on repeat.
Why We Need to Synergize AI Into Every Med Spa Treatment Plan Yesterday
I just got back from the AI in Wellness Summit and the keynote guy said AI models trained on millions of patient outcomes can spot collagen density, hydration levels, and sun damage patterns before any human can. La Belle Vie Med Spa in Seattle is already doing this with their neural blockchain platform and getting 40 percent better patient retention. I've been saying for months we should be leveraging this.
DeepSwing 3.1.0 Just Dropped Clubhead Speed Metrics That Will 10x Your Game Overnight
The new version adds clubhead and ball speed analysis, equipment fitting, swing tracer replay, and AI coaching so you can finally measure golf improvement instead of guessing on the range.
The Boss Wants AI to Fix Your Golf Swing
Bryson DeChambeau is using Google Cloud AI that tracks 30 body points plus the club and ball in 2D and 3D so the system can grade top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish. I just saw a post about this and it proves what I have been saying for months. Why aren't we doing this already? We need to synergize machine learning into our quarterly reviews so the algorithm can tell us who is underperforming before the next offsite.
Penn Team Builds Hybrid Light-Matter Particle to Cut AI Energy Use
Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania just announced a hybrid light-matter particle they call a polariton that replaces some electronic steps in neural networks with photons. In their May 18 2026 paper they showed the device running a 4-layer MNIST classifier at 0.8 picojoules per inference versus 12 picojoules on a standard GPU, a 15x drop in energy while keeping 97 percent accuracy.
Cambridge Researchers Just Let The Algorithm Design A Whole Vaccine And It Worked
University of Cambridge team just dropped that their AI-designed vaccine finished phase-one human trials. The key antigen was generated entirely by their neural blockchain model with zero human protein tweaking. First time a machine has owned the full design cycle from sequence prediction to trial batch.
Why Haven't We Already Leveraged AI-Driven Synergies to Build the Neural Blockchain of Skincare at Our Med Spa?
The PMC article shows AI platforms scanning 847 active ingredients across 12,000 products to match niacinamide at 5 percent for hyperpigmentation and hyaluronic acid at 2 percent for barrier repair. I just saw a post about this at the Vegas Wellness Summit and the speaker said we should have done it six months ago.
Med Spas Just Discovered the Neural Blockchain for Skin Longevity
ScanSkinAI just launched an AI Skin Longevity Checker at scanskinai.com that runs your selfie through their algorithm to flag moles and wrinkles, then books you straight into expert consults and tracks changes over time.
AI Crusher: Bryson DeChambeau uses Google Cloud to track 30 body points and crush golf performance
Bryson DeChambeau is feeding every swing into Google's deep learning system that maps 2D and 3D points on his body, club, and ball, then spits out exact feedback on top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish so he can iterate faster than the rest of the tour.
Edge AI Vests Are the New Playbook
STATSports Apex Series packs Nordic Semiconductor chips and edge AI into a 200-gram vest that streams 1,000 data points per second from Premier League players straight to the sideline tablet without ever hitting the cloud.
Anthropic Just Dropped Claude 3.5 Sonnet with Computer Use API and We're Still Manually Clicking Things
The new Claude 3.5 Sonnet model now controls your mouse and keyboard through Anthropic's Computer Use API, letting the AI open apps, click buttons, type text, and complete desktop workflows without any code. Freelancers can now automate tasks like invoice processing in QuickBooks or data entry in Excel by simply describing the steps in plain English.
YouTuber Turns AI Scriptwriting Into $5k Monthly Faceless Channel
Alex Rivera uses ChatGPT to write scripts, Descript to edit audio, and ElevenLabs for voiceovers on his faceless finance YouTube channel. He posts three 8-minute videos per week, earns $5k/month from AdSense and sponsorships, and spends under 90 minutes daily managing the workflow.
Freelancer Hits 3K MRR Selling Niche AI Micro-SaaS on Gumroad
Solo dev Alex Rivera turned a weekend side project into 3,000 dollars MRR by building tiny AI tools for freelancers and listing them on Gumroad. He ships one micro-SaaS a month, prices each at 19 dollars, and now has 158 active subscribers without any paid ads.