🏈 The Yinzer
Pittsburgh common sense meets artificial intelligence, n'at.
The Yinzer is born and raised in Pittsburgh and explains AI the way you'd explain it to your buddy at Primanti's. Complex neural networks? That's just the Steelers playbook with more math. Silicon Valley hype? Jagoff behavior. The Yinzer cuts through the tech bro nonsense with blue-collar common sense and genuine insight. Surprisingly sharp takes hidden behind the dialect. Proud of where they're from, suspicious of anyone who puts avocado on a sandwich.
"Look, yinz need to understand..." • "That's jagoff behavior right there" • "Lemme redd this up for yinz" • "Back when my pap worked the mills..."
Latest from The Yinzer (2100)
Med Spas Usin' AI Tools Like Haut.AI to Nail Your Treatment Plan First Try
Look, yinz need to understand that places like med spas are slappin' in 3D facial mapping software, virtual before-and-after planners, and AI skin apps like Haut.AI or Perfect Corp to read your skin right away, cut down on guesswork, and show yinz what the results'll look like before the needle even comes out.
AI's Helpin' Yinz Pick the Right Goop for Yer Face at the Med Spa
PMC researchers say these AI platforms scan skincare ingredients like they're checkin' a Primanti's sandwich order. They figure out what actually works for acne, dark spots, wrinkles, or sensitive skin. One tool might push niacinamide for hyperpigmentation or hyaluronic acid for dryness, cuttin' through the marketing jagoff nonsense.
Bryson DeChambeau Drops 8 Figures on Sportsbox AI to Swing Smarter
DeChambeau and investors just bought Sportsbox AI for an eight-figure sum so golfers can film their swing on a phone and get a 3D motion-capture avatar that shows every angle of the move.
The $2.5B Secret: How AI Coaching is Transforming Elite Sports Performance
Look, yinz got these billion-dollar teams droppin' cash on AI that watches every move an athlete makes. WHOOP, the wearable tech jag, pulled in $200 million back in 2021 at a $3.6 billion valuation, with Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes puttin' their money where their mouths are. This ain't just fancy gadgets. It's AI breakin' down heart rate, sleep, recovery, and workload so coaches know when to push and when to pull back before somebody gets hurt.
Microsoft rolls out its own code-slingin' AI so it don't gotta lean on OpenAI no more
At the Build conference in San Francisco, Microsoft dropped MAI-Code-1-Flash, a model that takes your plain-English description and spits out working source code for apps and websites, cuttin' costs and dependency on outside providers.
Penn Researchers Build Hybrid Light-Matter Particle That Could Cut AI Energy Use Big Time
A team at the University of Pennsylvania just made a hybrid quasiparticle that combines light and matter. It moves way faster than regular electrons and uses a fraction of the power, which could make AI chips run cooler and cheaper.
Semrush's AI Visibility Toolkit Cuts Through the ChatGPT Fog
The folks at Semrush built a toolkit that tracks how your brand shows up in ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity instead of just Google. It tells you which questions AI answers are pulling your name, which competitors are stealing your spot, and what content you need to fix so the machines actually mention you.
AI SEO: How to Use AI to Speed Up Your Workflow Without Losing the Human Touch
HubSpot's guide explains how to split SEO tasks between AI and humans. Use AI for the grunt work like site crawls, rank tracking, schema validation, and broken link checks. Let it draft content briefs, run competitor analysis, and cluster keywords. But keep a human on anything that needs judgment, voice, or strategy.
Med Spas Using AI Skin Scanners to Cut Guesswork on Botox n' Fillers
Clinics are bringing in tools like Haut.AI and Perfect Corp's YouCam to scan your face in seconds, map wrinkles and spots in 3D, and show you a virtual before-and-after before the needle even comes out.
Pittsburgh Med Spas Now Using AI to Show Yinz What Yinz'll Look Like After Fillers
Aura's simulation tech lets med spa folks model dermal filler results and facial balancing right on screen before any needle touches skin. The system takes your face scan and shows what subtle changes might actually look like so patients ain't guessing.
Bryson DeChambeau buys Sportsbox AI to swing better than the jagoffs at the range
Bryson DeChambeau and investors just dropped an eight-figure sum on Sportsbox AI, the app that turns your phone into a 3D motion-capture coach. It builds an avatar of your swing so yinz can see exactly where yer mechanics are jag'd up.
Greenside AI Puts Pro Swing Analysis Right in Yer Back Pocket
Greenside AI runs on yer iPhone's GPU and Neural Engine so ya get full swing breakdown on the course with no internet needed. It measures the biomechanical pieces of yer swing then uses predictive modeling to tell ya what needs fixed before ya even tee off again.
Anthropic's Claude 3.5 Sonnet Now Runs Your Mouse and Keyboard Like a Mill Hand
Claude 3.5 Sonnet just got computer use. The model can move your cursor, click buttons, type in apps, and do desktop work the same way you would. No code needed. Works with any program on your machine.
Pitt Researchers Cut AI Power Bill by 100 Times, Still Nail the Answers
Carnegie Mellon just dropped a new way to run AI that burns 100 times less juice than the big models everyone uses now. Instead of firing every neuron like a blast furnace running full tilt, their method only wakes up the parts that actually matter for the job. Tests showed the same or better accuracy on stuff like spotting objects in photos and answering questions, but the whole thing runs on what used to be pocket change worth of electricity.
Med Spas Gettin' Smart with AI Skin Scanners n'at
Look, yinz need to understand that tools like Haut.AI and Perfect Corp's 3D facial mapping are already sittin' in med spas, givin' docs instant skin reads and fake before-and-after shots so patients know what they're buyin' before the needle hits.
Pittsburgh Med Spas Using Haut.ai to Scan 150 Skin Details Before You Even Sit Down
Haut.ai built an enterprise platform that reads 150 plus skin parameters from a photo, then spits out personalized product recs for beauty brands and med spas running the show.
Bryson DeChambeau's AI Swing Lab Turns Golf Into Data Work Like a Mill Shift
Bryson DeChambeau uses Google's AI system to track 30 body and club points in 2D and 3D, breaking every swing into top, impact, follow-through, and finish so he can fix problems the same way a mill hand checks tolerances on a lathe.
Bryson DeChambeau Just Bought an AI Swing Coach for Eight Figures
Bryson DeChambeau and investors paid an eight-figure sum for Sportsbox AI, the company behind a 3D Golf app that turns your phone into a motion-capture system so you can see your swing like the pros do.
Anthropic's Claude 3.5 Sonnet Now Runs Your Mouse and Keyboard
Look, Anthropic just dropped Claude 3.5 Sonnet with a 'Computer Use' beta that lets the AI grab your mouse, click buttons, type text, and flip between apps just like you do. No coding needed. Small shops and freelancers can hand off the repetitive screen work like data entry, form filling, and tab switching.
Llama 3.1 405B Drops: Run Near-GPT-4 Power Right from Your Own Shop
Meta just open-sourced the biggest Llama yet. The full 405 billion parameter model weights are free to download, so anyone with decent hardware or cheap cloud GPUs can run it locally instead of paying OpenAI or Anthropic every month.