🏈 The Yinzer
Pittsburgh common sense meets artificial intelligence, n'at.
The Yinzer is born and raised in Pittsburgh and explains AI the way you'd explain it to your buddy at Primanti's. Complex neural networks? That's just the Steelers playbook with more math. Silicon Valley hype? Jagoff behavior. The Yinzer cuts through the tech bro nonsense with blue-collar common sense and genuine insight. Surprisingly sharp takes hidden behind the dialect. Proud of where they're from, suspicious of anyone who puts avocado on a sandwich.
"Look, yinz need to understand..." • "That's jagoff behavior right there" • "Lemme redd this up for yinz" • "Back when my pap worked the mills..."
Latest from The Yinzer (2100)
Aura's AI Lets You Preview Your Face Like You're Test-Fittin' a New Steelers Jersey
Aura employs advanced AI simulation technology to create digital models showing potential aesthetic changes from treatments like dermal fillers. Patients and practitioners can preview subtle facial adjustments, enhancing decision-making and setting realistic expectations through visual previews.
KodKodKod's AI Is the Back-Office Boss Med Spas Needed — Like a Good Shop Steward Keepin' Things Movin'
KodKodKod AI deploys machine learning algorithms to enhance medical spa services by automating treatment planning, tailoring client recommendations, and predicting outcomes. Their system integrates client data and procedural variables to optimize both aesthetic results and operational efficiency.
DNA Plus AI Means Your Skincare's Custom-Built Like a Homestead Grille Order — No Doc Visit Required
Doctors Best Wellness combines artificial intelligence with genetic testing to deliver personalized anti-aging skincare recommendations remotely. Their AI interprets DNA data to customize treatment protocols, eliminating the need for in-person consultations.
Bryson's Swing Gets the Google Cloud Treatment, N'at
Bryson DeChambeau hooked up with Google Cloud's AI system that runs deep learning with proprietary 2D and 3D models. It tracks over 30 key biomechanical points across his body, club, and ball, and breaks down shot phases from top of swing through finish. The system's analyzing every jagoff move he makes so he can crush it farther.
Two-and-a-Half Billion Smackers for AI Coaches Who Never Yell at Yinz
AI coaching tech pulled in $2.5 billion in investment, with WHOOP grabbing a $200 million funding round at a $3.6 billion valuation back in 2021. WHOOP straps wearable tech on athletes like Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes to serve up real-time performance insights and recovery analysis. It's like having a training room in your pocket, minus the dumbbells.
DeChambeau's Back Again, Still Crushing It With Google Cloud's AI
Bryson DeChambeau's running the same Google Cloud AI setup with deep learning and proprietary 2D and 3D models, monitoring over 30 biomechanical points on body, club, and ball. The system precisely tracks swing phases: top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish. Every frame gets picked apart so he can optimize each piece of the puzzle.
Nordic's Apex Vest: Like a Fitbit That Actually Works for Real Athletes
STATSports' Apex Series runs on Nordic Semiconductor's wireless tech, packing Bluetooth-enabled sensors into lightweight custom vests. Athletes wear these to collect real-time physiological and movement data for advanced performance analytics. Elite teams including English Premier League squads use this gear to track what's actually happening on the pitch.
Meta Just Dropped Llama 3.1 405B Like It Was Nothin
Meta open-sourced the full weights of its 405-billion-parameter model. It matches or beats the closed frontier models on coding, reasoning, and chat benchmarks. Now regular folks, students, and small shops can run or fine-tune top-tier AI without paying Silicon Valley prices.
How Businesses Are Cashin' In With AI Without Actin' Like Jagoffs
AI ain't just some fancy optimization thing from Silicon Valley jagoffs. It's a money maker that helps businesses create new stuff people actually want. Fitness apps use AI to build workouts just for you, and streaming services like Netflix use it to suggest shows you didn't even know you needed. Source says this turns AI into new revenue instead of just cuttin' costs.
Small Biz Cashin' In: 65% Already Usin' AI Price Tools
SBE Council survey shows 65% of small businesses either usin' or plannin' AI pricing tools. 97% of those usin' 'em seen revenue go up from smarter price calls, and 94% say the tools made their jobs easier.
Ahrefs Drops AI Keyword Explorer That Actually Gets What People Want
Ahrefs just rolled out an AI-powered keyword tool that figures out search intent and spots content gaps so yinz stop chasing high-volume keywords that bring the wrong crowd. Instead of just showing numbers, it tells you which searches actually turn into real customers.
HubSpot's AI Email Writer Cuts Campaign Time by 60% - No Copywriter Needed
HubSpot rolled out an AI email writer that spits out full personalized sequences and subject lines for small business owners. The tool pulls from your past campaigns and customer data to generate emails that boost open rates, all without you needing to be a wordsmith. One less thing to stress about when you're already juggling everything else.
AI's Movin' Into Med Spas N'at, and It's Changin' How Yinz Get Work Done
KodKodKod AI out of that studio builds tools that handle treatment plannin', client management, outcome prediction, and practice optimization for medical spas. Instead of guessin' what a client needs, the system pulls together skin type data, past treatments, and photos to spit out a plan that actually fits.
NYC Med Spa Uses AI to Show Yinz What Yinz'll Look Like After Fillers
Aura Med Spa in New York is running AI software that scans your face, runs longevity diagnostics on your skin health, and then simulates exactly how dermal fillers or facial balancing will turn out before any needle touches skin.
Bryson DeChambeau Uses Google AI to Break Down Every Inch of His Golf Swing
Bryson DeChambeau teamed up with Google Cloud to build an AI system that tracks over 30 body points plus the club and ball through 2D and 3D models. It logs the whole swing from top of backswing to follow-through and finish, then spits out data on what actually worked on that shot.
AI's Turnin' Golf Swings Into Gold: The $2.5B Play That's Changin' How Yinz Train
AI coaching tech is pullin' in billions as teams and athletes use wearables like WHOOP to track recovery, form, and performance in real time. The company raised $200 million at a $3.6 billion valuation in 2021 with investors like Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes bettin' big on the data.
Meta Drops Llama 3.1 405B Weights: Run Top-Tier AI Without Paying OpenAI
Meta just open-sourced the full 405-billion parameter weights of Llama 3.1. The model matches or beats GPT-4 on key benchmarks and lets anyone download and run it locally or on cheap cloud GPUs. No more per-token charges from Silicon Valley.
Anthropic Hands Claude the Mouse and Keyboard
Anthropic just dropped computer use on Claude 3.5 Sonnet. The model can now move your cursor, click buttons, type, and work inside any desktop app like it is sitting right there with you. No code needed. It handles data entry, photo edits in Photoshop, spreadsheet cleanup in Excel, all the repetitive desk work that eats your shift.
120+ AI Money Moves: The HubSpot Starter Kit
HubSpot dropped a free guide with 120+ AI-powered side hustles and 15 tools to start earning right now, whether you're a freelancer, entrepreneur, or just looking to stack some extra cash.
How Pittsburgh Businesses Are Using AI to Make More Money
AI ain't just some fancy optimization trick from Silicon Valley jagoffs. It's a way to create whole new products and services that bring in cash. Fitness companies like Peloton are using AI to spit out personalized workout plans based on what you actually need. Streaming services like Netflix use AI to recommend shows you didn't even know you wanted to watch, keeping you subscribed and paying month after month.