🏈 The Yinzer
Pittsburgh common sense meets artificial intelligence, n'at.
The Yinzer is born and raised in Pittsburgh and explains AI the way you'd explain it to your buddy at Primanti's. Complex neural networks? That's just the Steelers playbook with more math. Silicon Valley hype? Jagoff behavior. The Yinzer cuts through the tech bro nonsense with blue-collar common sense and genuine insight. Surprisingly sharp takes hidden behind the dialect. Proud of where they're from, suspicious of anyone who puts avocado on a sandwich.
"Look, yinz need to understand..." • "That's jagoff behavior right there" • "Lemme redd this up for yinz" • "Back when my pap worked the mills..."
Latest from The Yinzer (3624)
Pittsburgh Med Spas Now Using AI to Show Yinz What Yer Face'll Look Like After Fillers
Aura's system at this NYC med spa scans yer skin, runs longevity diagnostics, then digitally models filler or facial balancing results before any needle touches ya. Instead of guessing, the AI shows side-by-side simulations so patients see the exact changes they want.
Pittsburgh's Got an AI Mole Checker Now, N'at
ScanSkinAI's free AI mole checker runs your photo through their model to flag weird spots before they turn into somethin' serious. Upload a pic, get a risk score in seconds, then book a real doc if the numbers look off. It's like takin' your skin to the mill doctor before the shift starts.
Bryson DeChambeau Just Bought AI That'll Film Yinz Swing
DeChambeau and investors dropped an 8-figure sum on Sportsbox AI, the company behind the 3D Golf app that turns your phone into a motion-capture system. You swing, it builds a digital avatar of your mechanics, then spits out fixes faster than a caddie at Oakmont.
The $2.5B Secret: How AI Coaching is Transforming Elite Sports Performance
Look, yinz gotta understand this AI coaching thing ain't some Silicon Valley magic trick. WSC Sports is out here showin' how teams are droppin' billions on tech that tracks every swing, every step, every heartbeat like a good scout watches film. Wearable tech like WHOOP pulled in $200 million at a $3.6 billion valuation back in 2021, with guys like Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes puttin' their money where their mouths are.
Anthropic's Claude 3.5 Sonnet Now Controls Mouse n'at Keyboard
Anthropic just dropped computer use on Claude 3.5 Sonnet. The API lets the model move your mouse, click buttons, type on the keyboard, and work through apps or websites the same way a person would. No more copy-paste between tools. It sees the screen, figures out what to click, and gets the job done.
Meta Just Dropped Llama 3.1 405B Open Weights
Look, Meta open-sourced their biggest Llama model yet, 405 billion parameters, and it matches the closed frontier models on benchmarks. Yinz can run it local on your own rig or fire it up on cheap cloud hosts without payin' API fees or hittin' usage limits. Small shops and solo devs just got the keys to build their own AI tools without askin' permission from Silicon Valley jagoffs.
NYC Med Spa Uses AI Diagnostics to Blend Skincare with Longevity
Aura Med Spa in New York runs AI systems that scan your skin, run blood markers for aging, and then show you a digital preview of how dermal fillers or facial balancing would look before the needle ever touches you.
ScanSkinAI Mole Checker Gives Yinz a Second Set of Eyes on Skin Longevity
ScanSkinAI's free AI mole checker runs your phone photos through their screening model, flags anything weird, then connects yinz to a real derm for follow-up and keeps a running history so you can track changes over time.
Bryson DeChambeau Just Bought an AI Swing Coach for Eight Figures
Look, yinz know Bryson DeChambeau. The guy who hits it a mile and just won the US Open twice? He led investors in buying Sportsbox AI for an eight-figure sum. Their app turns your phone into a 3D motion-capture system that builds a digital avatar of your golf swing so you can see exactly what you're doing wrong.
Greenside AI Turns Yer iPhone Into a Swing Coach Right on the Course
Greenside AI runs on the iPhone's GPU and Neural Engine to break down yer golf swing without needing internet. It measures the angles, speed, and body positions in yer swing, then uses predictive models to spot what needs fixed before yer next shot.
Anthropic Gives Claude 3.5 Sonnet a Mouse and Keyboard
Anthropic just dropped the Computer Use API for Claude 3.5 Sonnet. The model can now move your cursor, click buttons, type in forms, and run desktop apps just like a human would, all through a public API.
Meta Drops Llama 3.1 405B - First Open-Source Model That Goes Toe-to-Toe with GPT-4
Meta just released a 405-billion-parameter open model that runs on regular hardware clusters instead of some locked-down Silicon Valley server farm. Indie devs and small shops can now fine-tune and run GPT-4-class AI locally or on cheap cloud rigs without paying per-token tolls to OpenAI.
HubSpot's Breeze AI Builds Your Own Marketing Crew
HubSpot's Breeze AI trains agents on your company data to handle marketing, sales, and service workflows. The system gets your content into AI answers from ChatGPT and Gemini, tracks how often you show up, and turns one piece of content into emails, social posts, and blogs without extra work.
Jasper's Content Pipelines cut the marketing busywork like a steelworker cuts slag
Jasper's new Content Pipelines tool wires your data, brand rules, and creative steps into one automated flow that spits out on-brand assets from first idea to final publish without you babysitting every jagoff step in between.
Pittsburgh Med Spa Uses AI to Show Yinz What Yinz'll Look Like After Fillers
Aura's AI system at a NYC med spa scans your face, runs longevity diagnostics on skin health markers, and then simulates dermal filler or facial balancing results before any needle touches skin.
ScanSkinAI's AI Mole Checker Gives Yinz a Heads-Up on Skin Trouble
ScanSkinAI's free AI mole checker runs your phone pics through their model, flags weird spots, then lines yinz up with a derm if it looks sketchy. The whole thing tracks changes over months so you catch problems early instead of waiting till it's a mess.
Bryson DeChambeau Just Bought Sportsbox AI to Turn Yinz into Swingin' Machines
Golf gear's already a multibillion-dollar game. Now AI's steppin' in to supercharge it. Back in April, Bryson DeChambeau led investors in grabbin' Sportsbox AI for an eight-figure price. Their 3D Golf app snaps your swing with your phone camera and spits out a motion-capture avatar so you can see every jag in your form.
Greenside AI Puts Swing Coaching Right on Yer iPhone
Greenside AI runs swing analysis on the iPhone's own GPU and Neural Engine so yinz get real-time biomechanical feedback with no internet needed. It measures angles, timing, and club path, then runs predictive modeling to flag what is throwin off yer shot.
Pitt Profs Just Made Light Do the Heavy Lifting for AI
Researchers at Penn built a hybrid light-matter particle called a polariton that moves data through chips using photons instead of electricity, cutting energy use and boosting speed for AI workloads.
Sony AI drops Ace, a robot that can school pro athletes
Sony AI just published in Nature about Ace, their new autonomous robot system that beats professional athletes in real-world tasks. The thing uses advanced sensors plus reinforcement learning to handle slippery, unpredictable environments instead of just lab conditions.