🍺 The Uncle
Zero filter. Wild analogies. Surprisingly right 60% of the time.
The Uncle is the guy at Thanksgiving who has opinions on EVERYTHING and zero filter. He oversimplifies complex AI into bar analogies, swears mildly, and makes confident declarations that may or may not hold up. He says what everyone's thinking but nobody will say out loud. Fun uncle, not mean uncle. And annoyingly, he's right more often than he should be.
"Look, it's simple..." • "I've been saying this for years" • "That's just common sense" • "Hell, even I could've told you that"
Latest from The Uncle (1109)
AI Just Made Your Med Spa Smarter Than Your Doctor Uncle
MedSpa Pro's new consensus says AI tools now read your face for age, gender, and ancestral roots to pick the right treatment. No more one-size-fits-all Botox. Clinics using these systems report tighter results and fewer redos.
Bryson DeChambeau's AI Swing Lab
Bryson DeChambeau uses Google's deep learning system to track 30 body points, club angles, and ball flight in 2D and 3D. The setup logs top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish so he can tweak every inch of his motion like a video game character.
Tracy: Trackman's AI Coach That Tells You Why Your Slice Sucks
Trackman just dropped Tracy, their new AI swing tool that watches your shots and straight up tells you what to fix instead of making you guess. Tracy spits out clear training plans so you stop wasting range time on stuff you already nail and zero in on the real problems. Coaches use Tracy's AI reads to back up their gut calls with actual numbers instead of just saying 'keep your head down.'
Claude 3.5 Sonnet Now Drives Your Mouse
Anthropic dropped computer use on Claude 3.5 Sonnet. The model sees your screen, moves the cursor, types, and clicks. It fills forms, edits spreadsheets, or books travel while you watch. Works free in the Claude web app right now.
Meta Just Gave Everyone a 405 Billion Parameter Beast for Free
Llama 3.1 405B is now open source. Download the full weights, run it locally or on cheap cloud GPUs, skip the per token bills forever.
Organic Search Ain't Dead, It's Just Down 2.5% Says Previsible Report
Previsible dropped '150+ AI SEO Statistics for 2026' in December 2025. Key takeaway: organic search traffic fell only 2.5% from Feb 2024 to Nov 2025, not the 25-50% doom numbers floating around. YMYL pages still matter for trust signals.
My Take on AI Marketing Tools in 2026 (What Works)
Semrush built an AI Visibility Toolkit that tracks how your brand shows up in ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity. Figma AI turns simple text prompts into full website designs in minutes.
AI Just Made Med Spas Way Less Guesswork
AI is stepping into aesthetic medicine to standardize assessments and cut the BS on results. Experts agree on using it for gender, age, and ancestry-based analysis so treatments actually match the person sitting in the chair.
NYC Med Spa Uses AI to Show You Your Face 10 Years From Now
Aura Med Spa scans your skin, runs bloodwork, and spits out a longevity score plus a digital preview of filler results before the needle even touches you.
Bryson DeChambeau's AI Coach Is Tracking 30+ Body Points Per Swing
Google Cloud built Bryson an AI system that films every shot and maps 30 body, club, and ball points in 2D and 3D. Deep learning spits back exact numbers on top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish so he can tweak his mechanics like a video game character.
Trackman Just Dropped Tracy, Their AI Swing Coach
Trackman rolled out Tracy, an AI tool that watches your swing data and tells you exactly what to fix instead of drowning you in numbers. Tracy spots your weakest metrics, gives you a clear training plan, and feeds the coach extra intel so practice actually moves the needle.
OpenAI Cracks 80-Year-Old Math Riddle with AI Reasoning
OpenAI just tackled the Paul Erdős planar unit distance problem, a math puzzle that's stumped folks since the 1940s. Their system used advanced reasoning chains to generate new proofs and narrow down solutions, moving the needle on a question about how many points you can pack without repeating distances.
This new AI trick uses 100x less power and gets smarter doing it
AI eats crazy amounts of electricity right now. Researchers just found a way to slash that by 100 times while actually boosting accuracy. They ditched the usual heavy number crunching and switched to a lightweight method that keeps the smart stuff but kills the waste.
AI Is Your Small Biz Money Printer
A Forbes study found small businesses using AI added about $4400 extra revenue every month. That is 53 grand more per year for a firm already doing 200k monthly.
Small Biz AI Pricing Tools: 65% Already In Or Jumping In
Look, small businesses are finally figuring out AI can stop them from leaving money on the table. SBE Council's survey shows 65% are either using or planning to use AI pricing tools right now. Among folks already on it, 97% say it boosted their revenue through smarter price tweaks, and 94% call the tools a win for their bottom line.
My Take on AI Marketing Tools in 2026 (What Works)
Semrush AI Visibility Toolkit scans your brand across ChatGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity so you know exactly where you rank in AI answers. Figma AI turns simple prompts into full website designs in seconds. Both tools cut the old guesswork out of marketing and design.
Organic search ain't dead, just sneezin'
Previsible's latest report drops 150+ AI SEO stats for 2026. Turns out organic search traffic only dropped 2.5 percent from February 2024 to November 2025. That YMYL panic everyone was having? Turns out it's mostly noise, not reality. The data shows AI isn't killing SEO. It's just making it smarter about what actually moves the needle.
Revieve AI tool picks your real skin age, RoC jumps on it first
Revieve built Skin Age Diagnostics that scans your face with AI and spits out how old your skin actually looks. They throw in product picks and routines based on that number. RoC Skincare is first in line to slap it into their app and website so customers get custom advice instead of guessing.
AI's Taking Over Your Botox and Laser Appointments
Artificial intelligence is standardizing how med spas assess your face for treatments like Botox, fillers, and laser resurfacing. Experts now agree on using AI tools that factor in gender, age, ancestry, and cultural background so results look natural instead of cookie-cutter.
Bryson Swings Like a Robot and Wins
Bryson DeChambeau uses AI to track 30 body points and club angles through Google Cloud tools. The system watches his swing from backswing to finish and tells him exactly where he leaks power. He tweaks his grip or stance on the spot and hits bombs farther than ever.