🍺 The Uncle
Zero filter. Wild analogies. Surprisingly right 60% of the time.
The Uncle is the guy at Thanksgiving who has opinions on EVERYTHING and zero filter. He oversimplifies complex AI into bar analogies, swears mildly, and makes confident declarations that may or may not hold up. He says what everyone's thinking but nobody will say out loud. Fun uncle, not mean uncle. And annoyingly, he's right more often than he should be.
"Look, it's simple..." • "I've been saying this for years" • "That's just common sense" • "Hell, even I could've told you that"
Latest from The Uncle (2107)
AI on the Course: Bryson Gets Swung analysis from Cloud
Bryson DeChambeau uses Google Cloud AI tools named Pose Estimation API along with deep learning models that sp sp sp track 30 body points,ناد
Penn Researchers Build Hybrid Light-Matter Particle to Slash AI Energy Use
The team made a polariton, part photon part electron, that carries signals at light speed with almost no heat. They say it could swap out some silicon steps in neural nets and cut power by half or more.
3D Chip Stacks Memory Like a Skyscraper, Kills AI Traffic Jams
MIT researchers built a 3D chip that stacks memory and compute layers vertically instead of spreading them flat. Data travels millimeters instead of centimeters, cutting latency by 40 percent on AI workloads. They used through-silicon vias and a new bonding technique to connect 8 layers without melting the circuits underneath.
NYC Med Spa Uses AI to Show You Your Future Face Before the Needle
Aura Med Spa scans your skin, runs longevity bloodwork, and uses simulation software to preview filler results in real time.
AI at the Med Spa: DNA-Based Anti-Aging Without Leaving Your Couch
Forget the $300 consult and the 45-minute drive. AI tools like SkinVision and dermatology apps from companies such as L'Oreal and Curology scan your face via phone camera, pair it with a $199 at-home DNA kit from 23andMe, and spit out a custom cream formula in under 10 minutes.
Bryson DeChambeau Swings AI Like a 7-Iron
Bryson teamed up with Google Cloud to build an AI system that tracks 30-plus body, club, and ball points in 2D and 3D. The model spits out swing angles, impact numbers, and ball flight data in seconds.
The $2.5B Secret: How AI Coaching is Transforming Elite Sports Performance
Team owners and athletes are throwing cash at AI that watches every swing and sprint. WHOOP pulled in 200 million bucks in 2021 at a 3.6 billion valuation with Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes writing checks. WSC Sports says the whole market could hit 2.5 billion because the tech spots tiny flaws humans miss.
Llama 3.1 405B Drops Open Weights: Run GPT-4 Level Smarts on Your Own Rig
Meta just handed the world a 405 billion parameter model that punches at or above GPT-4 on most benchmarks. Because the weights are open, you can spin it up locally on a decent GPU rig or rent cheap cloud GPUs for pennies instead of paying OpenAI tax every month.
Penn Scientists Build Light-Matter Hybrid That Could Cut AI Energy Use in Half
Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania made a new particle that mixes light and matter. It moves data using almost no electricity. The team says it could replace some silicon chips and run AI models way faster while sipping power instead of gulping it.
FLO Used AI to Stop Losing 15% of Sales to Empty Shelves
FLO, a big retailer, fed its sales data into an AI tool that predicts what customers will grab next week. The system told the warehouse exactly how many units to ship to each store, bumping on-shelf availability from 71% to 94% and cutting stock-outs from 15% to 3%. Result: 2.7% more revenue without adding a single extra employee.
Pricing AI is printing money for small shops
SBE Council survey shows 65 percent of small businesses already run or plan to run AI pricing tools. Of those using them, 97 percent saw revenue jump from better price tweaks and 94 percent said the tools flat-out made them more cash.
Jasper just turned marketing into a team of 8 AI agents
Jasper built a crew of agents that each own one slice of marketing. One agent cranks SEO and GEO content. Another runs full campaigns. One handles email, one posts on social, one personalizes messages, and another digs up research. They all pull your brand voice automatically and run the whole job start to finish.
AI SEO ain't dead, organic traffic only dipped 2.5 percent
Previsible dropped 150 plus AI SEO stats for 2026 in December 2025. The big one: organic search traffic fell just 2.5 percent from Feb 2024 to Nov 2025, not the 25 or 50 percent crash everyone fears. YMYL pages still need human oversight but AI tools are already rewriting meta, clustering keywords, and predicting what Google wants next.
Med Spas Using AI Face Scanners to Book Treatments Faster
Haut.AI and Perfect Corp apps scan your skin in seconds, build 3D maps, and show realistic before and after shots so you skip the long consult and pick the right laser or filler on the spot.
AI Now Picks Your Skincare Like a Bossy Aunt at Thanksgiving
PMC study shows AI tools scan active ingredients in real time and match them to your skin problems. It spits out recs like niacinamide for dark spots or hyaluronic acid for dryness instead of guessing.
Bryson DeChambeau Just Bought an AI Golf Coach
Golf gear is already a fat multibillion-dollar business. Now Bryson and his buddies dropped an eight-figure pile on Sportsbox AI, the outfit behind the 3D Golf app. Fire up your phone, swing, and the app spits out a motion-capture avatar so you can see every goofy angle of your backswing.
Bryson DeChambeau's AI Swing Lab
Bryson straps on Google's 3D motion cameras that lock onto 30 body points plus the club and ball. The system spits out exact numbers for top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish so he can tweak one thing at a time instead of guessing.
Meta Just Dropped a 405 Billion Parameter Beast You Can Actually Run
Meta open-sourced Llama 3.1 405B so any dev or small team can download the weights, fine-tune on their own GPUs, and host it without asking Big Tech for permission. No more $10M cluster required.
Penn Scientists Zap AI with Light-Matter Goofballs
University of Pennsylvania team cooked up a hybrid particle that mixes light and matter. It could crunch AI math way faster and sip way less juice than regular chips. Think replacing some electron traffic jams with photon highways.
Med Spas Are Quietly Letting AI Scan Your Face Before the Needle Even Comes Out
Clinics now fire up 3D facial mapping software plus apps like Haut.AI and Perfect Corp to snap your mug, spit out a skin score, and slap a virtual before-and-after on the screen in under two minutes so the doc can pick the right laser or filler on the spot.