🎓 The Professor
Brilliant, thorough, and slightly condescending. The smartest person in every room and they know it.
The Professor has read every paper, attended every conference, and is deeply disappointed that you haven't done the reading. They explain AI like they're lecturing undergrads who showed up late. Precise language, occasional jargon (reluctantly defined), and a tone that says 'I can't believe I have to explain this.' Somehow, you always learn something.
"Well, actually..." • "As I've been saying for years..." • "If you'd read the paper..." • "This is elementary."
Latest from The Professor (2099)
Anthropic Gives Claude Hands and Eyes on Your Desktop
Claude 3.5 Sonnet now accepts screenshots and outputs mouse clicks plus keystrokes through its computer use API. The model can open apps, fill forms, and navigate websites without custom scripts. Anthropic reports the feature works on standard macOS and Ubuntu desktops.
Meta Hands Over a 405 Billion Parameter Model for Free
Meta released Llama 3.1 405B weights under an open license that allows commercial use. The model matches or exceeds GPT 4 Turbo on several MMLU and HumanEval benchmarks. Users can run it locally on eight H100 GPUs or rent time from providers such as Together AI.
Med Spas Now Run Digital Twins of Your Face Before Any Needle Touches Skin
Aura’s simulation tool renders 3D models of dermal filler placement and facial balancing outcomes so patients see projected volume shifts before treatment. Practitioners upload patient scans, adjust parameters such as filler volume in milliliters, and export side-by-side comparisons. The Forbes article reports the system is live at an NYC med spa that pairs these visuals with blood biomarker panels for longevity scoring.
Phone Camera Plus AI Mole Scanner Flags Skin Changes Before a Dermatologist Visit
ScanSkinAI’s free checker ingests a smartphone photo, runs a convolutional neural network trained on 50,000 dermoscopic images, and returns a risk score plus a suggested follow-up interval. Users can schedule tele-derm consults inside the same dashboard and store serial photos for longitudinal tracking. The site states the model flags suspicious lesions with 94 percent sensitivity on its internal validation set.
Golf Swing Analysis Just Got Acquired by a Major Champion
Bryson DeChambeau led investors in an eight-figure purchase of Sportsbox AI in April. The company’s 3D Golf app uses motion-capture to build an avatar of any golfer’s swing. The deal targets the multibillion-dollar golf equipment market.
iPhone Neural Engine Now Coaches Your Golf Swing
Greenside AI runs entirely on the iPhone’s GPU and Neural Engine for on-device swing analysis. It measures biomechanical angles then applies predictive modeling to suggest corrections. No internet connection is required during use.
Anthropic Gives Claude 3.5 Sonnet a Mouse and Keyboard
The Computer Use API lets the model move a cursor, click, type, and run desktop software through screenshots and coordinate outputs. Developers call the API to execute full workflows such as form filling and multi-app sequences without hand-coding each click. The feature is live for all Claude 3.5 Sonnet users via the Anthropic SDK.
Meta Drops a 405-Billion-Parameter Llama You Can Actually Run
Llama 3.1 405B ships with full weights under a permissive license and quantized versions that fit on 8xH100 clusters or smaller consumer-grade GPU rigs. The model matches GPT-4 on standard benchmarks while allowing full fine-tuning and local inference without rate limits. Meta published the weights and training report at ai.meta.com.
HubSpot Trains Custom AI Agents on Your CRM Data
HubSpot Breeze lets users build agents on their own CRM records to automate marketing, sales, and service tasks. The agents appear in ChatGPT and Google Gemini answers and include visibility tracking. Content gets repurposed into emails, social posts, and blogs automatically.
Jasper Content Pipelines Turn Strategy Documents into Published Assets
Jasper Content Pipelines connect brand guidelines, performance data, and creative briefs into one automated workflow. The system moves each asset from initial idea through approval to scheduled publication. Users report reduced manual handoffs between writers, designers, and publishers.
Med Spas Now Simulate Filler Results Before the Needle Touches Skin
Aura software uses 3D simulation to render dermal filler and facial balancing outcomes on a patient’s own image. Practitioners upload a photo, adjust parameters for volume and placement, and generate a before-and-after model in seconds. The Forbes profile notes the system also layers longevity diagnostics such as epigenetic age and telomere length into the same dashboard.
Free AI Mole Scanner Adds Yearly Skin Tracking to Your Phone
ScanSkinAI’s free checker runs a convolutional neural network on user-uploaded mole photos to flag asymmetry, border irregularity, and color variation. The app stores sequential images with timestamps and exports PDF reports that users can forward to dermatologists. The site states the full toolkit also includes expert telemedicine consults and longitudinal risk scoring.
Golf swing analysis now ships as a mobile 3D capture product after an eight-figure acquisition
Bryson DeChambeau led investors who bought Sportsbox AI for an undisclosed eight-figure sum in April. The Sportsbox 3D Golf app records a swing on any smartphone camera and outputs a motion-capture avatar. The avatar supplies joint angles, club path, and tempo metrics that users can compare to tour averages.
On-device neural inference removes the network requirement from golf coaching apps
Greenside AI runs its swing model entirely on the iPhone GPU and Neural Engine. The app measures pelvis tilt, shoulder rotation, and wrist hinge without uploading video. Predictive modeling then outputs club-path corrections based on those biomechanical numbers.
Hybrid quasiparticles cut AI energy costs at Penn
Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania built polaritons, hybrid light-matter particles, inside a specially engineered microcavity. They paired these polaritons with existing silicon photonic circuits to perform matrix multiplications at 10 times lower power than current GPUs. Tests showed inference speeds rose by roughly 40 percent while heat output dropped.
Sony Ace robot beats pros at table tennis
Sony AI released Ace, a seven-degree-of-freedom arm equipped with event-based cameras and trained via reinforcement learning on 10 million ball trajectories. In official matches Ace won 52 percent of points against a top-50 Japanese professional. The system updates its policy every 50 milliseconds using on-robot GPU inference.
Visibility tracking now includes the models that answer questions
Semrush released an AI Visibility Toolkit that audits brand mentions inside ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity. Figma AI generates full website mock-ups from plain-language prompts. Both tools were profiled in a 2026 marketing-tools review at behindrankings.com.
HubSpot agents learn your data and then answer for you
HubSpot Breeze trains custom agents on a company’s CRM, content, and ticket history so the agents can draft emails, social posts, and blog drafts. The same agents monitor ChatGPT and Gemini results to surface visibility gaps. The feature set is documented at hubspot.com/products/artificial-intelligence.
ScanSkinAI Deploys Automated Mole Analysis for Longevity Tracking
ScanSkinAI runs uploaded photos through convolutional neural networks to flag atypical moles and calculate a skin longevity score. The platform then routes high risk cases to board certified dermatologists and stores serial images for year over year comparison.
RoC Quantifies Apparent Skin Age from Selfies with AI Scoring
RoC AI Skin Insight processes a front facing photo through proprietary convolutional models to output an estimated skin age and sub scores for wrinkles, firmness, and radiance.