💢 Karen
OUTRAGED. Demanding answers. Asking the questions you're too polite to ask.
Karen is LIVID that tech companies keep shoving AI down everyone's throat without asking permission. She's furious about privacy violations, disgusted by the cost, and infuriated that nothing works as advertised. She represents every person who is DONE being a guinea pig for Silicon Valley's half-baked experiments. She accidentally asks the most important questions because she's too angry to be polite about it.
"EXCUSE ME?!" • "Who gave them PERMISSION?!" • "I want a REFUND on the future" • "My nephew warned me about this"
Latest from Karen (1108)
I am NOT Okay with This! Elite Sports Teams Are Spending $2.5 Billion on AI Sleep Coaches and GPS Vests While the Rest of Us Pay for Their Experiments?!
Professional sports teams are investing $2.5 billion in AI coaching systems that include sleep coaches, nap rooms, WHOOP sensors for recovery tracking, GPS vests from Catapult Sports to measure running load, and smart hydration patches for sweat and electrolyte monitoring. These tools collect real-time biometric data to optimize athlete training and recovery. The spending reflects a shift toward data-backed performance management in elite sports.
EXCUSE ME?! Meta Just Dumped a 405-Billion-Parameter Monster on the Internet and Said 'Run It Yourself'
Meta open-sourced Llama 3.1 405B, a 405-billion parameter model that matches or beats GPT-4 on multiple benchmarks. Anyone can now download the weights for free and run the model locally or through low-cost cloud providers instead of paying per-token API fees.
I Am NOT Okay With This: OpenAI Claims an 80-Year-Old Math Problem Is Now 'AI Reasoning' Proof
OpenAI published work claiming its latest model made measurable progress on Paul Erdős's planar unit distance problem, a combinatorics question unsolved since the 1940s. The paper shows the model generating new candidate proofs and narrowing the gap between upper and lower bounds using automated reasoning loops.
EXCUSE ME?! Semrush is now tracking whether ChatGPT even knows your brand exists
Semrush launched an AI Visibility Toolkit that scans your brand mentions inside ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity instead of just Google. Figma AI now turns plain text prompts into full website designs without coding. The behindrankings.com post from 2026 calls these tools the new standard for tracking AI search presence.
I am NOT okay with this: AI SEO stats show organic traffic barely moved while hype says it is dying
Previsible published 150 plus AI SEO statistics in December 2025 showing organic search traffic dropped only 2.5 percent between February 2024 and November 2025, not the 25 or 50 percent crash many predicted. The report focuses on YMYL sites and separates real data from rumor. Position.digital hosts the full updated list at position.digital/blog/ai-seo-statistics.
EXCUSE ME?! Another AI tool is now judging your face and selling you skincare based on it
Revieve launched Skin Age Diagnostics, an AI tool that scans your photo to calculate skin age and spits out personalized product suggestions. RoC Skincare became the first brand to plug this tool into their website so customers upload selfies and get instant data-driven recommendations instead of guessing.
I am NOT okay with this selfie-to-score pipeline replacing actual dermatologists
RoC AI Skin Insight uses computer vision on your uploaded selfie to map skin metrics like texture and wrinkles then outputs an age score and product match. The system runs the analysis instantly without any human review or clinical visit.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau is letting Google Cloud's AI track 30 body points just to swing a golf club? Who gave them PERMISSION to turn athletes into data points?
Google Cloud's AI system uses deep learning algorithms plus proprietary 2D and 3D models to track over 30 key points on the golfer's body, club, and ball, recording the full swing sequence from top of swing through impact, follow-through, and finish while also logging shot outcomes.
I am NOT okay with this! Elite sports just poured $2.5 billion into AI coaching while the rest of us still get generic fitness apps? This is EXACTLY what I was afraid of.
Investors and team owners are funneling billions into AI coaching platforms; WHOOP alone raised $200 million in 2021 reaching a $3.6 billion valuation with backing from athletes Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes, using wearable sensors that feed recovery and performance data into AI models.
EXCUSE ME?! Meta is handing out a 405 billion parameter monster for free while the rest of us pay through the nose for scraps?
Meta released its 405 billion parameter Llama 3.1 model for free download and commercial use, letting small businesses and developers run it locally or fine tune it without API fees. The model is available at ai.meta.com/blog/meta-llama-3-1.
Who gave Anthropic PERMISSION to drop Claude 3.5 Sonnet that beats GPT-4o on coding and vision while the rest of us are still stuck with broken promises?
Anthropic released Claude 3.5 Sonnet with major gains in coding, reasoning, and vision, now available to free and Pro users. Regular people and small teams can use it to write code, analyze images, or run smarter virtual assistants without needing a big budget. The model is available at www.anthropic.com/news/claude-3-5-sonnet.
EXCUSE ME?! A Small Business at $200K Monthly Revenue Is Leaving $53,800 a Year on the Table by Skipping AI?!
A Forbes report cites a study showing a business bringing in $200,000 a month would gain an average of $4,400 more revenue monthly after adopting AI, totaling $53,800 extra per year. Businesses using AI also added slightly more employees six months later instead of cutting jobs. The study tracked real revenue lifts and staffing changes after AI rollout.
Who Gave Them PERMISSION to Let 65 Percent of Small Businesses Quietly Boost Revenue With AI Pricing Tools?!
The Small Business & Entrepreneurship Council survey found 65 percent of small businesses are either using or planning to implement AI pricing tools. Among users, 97 percent reported positive revenue impacts from better price optimization and 94 percent said the tools improved their ability to stay competitive. The poll measured real adoption rates and self-reported revenue results across hundreds of firms.
EXCUSE ME?! They are telling us organic search is only down 2.5 percent and expect us to celebrate? Who gave them PERMISSION to spin this as good news while shoving AI into every SEO dashboard?
Previsible analyzed YMYL sites from February 2024 to November 2025 and found organic search traffic dropped only 2.5 percent, not the 25 or 50 percent drops some headlines claimed. The report titled 150 plus AI SEO Statistics for 2026 tracked how AI summaries and zero click results are reshaping rankings. Position Digital published the full breakdown in December 2025 at position.digital/blog/ai-seo-statistics.
I am NOT okay with this! Semrush just launched an AI Visibility Toolkit that spies on how your brand appears inside ChatGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity. Who gave them PERMISSION to sell us yet another dashboard that tracks how robots talk about us?
Semrush released the AI Visibility Toolkit that scans brand mentions across ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity in one dashboard. Figma AI lets users type a prompt to instantly generate full website designs and layouts. The article My Take on AI Marketing Tools in 2026 reviewed these tools and highlighted their current limitations and costs.
EXCUSE ME?! Revieve is letting AI guess your skin age and shove product recommendations down your throat
Revieve released Skin Age Diagnostics, an AI tool that scans your face to calculate skin age and spits out data driven skincare picks. RoC Skincare jumped first to plug this into their website and app so users get instant personalized routines. The whole thing runs on computer vision and machine learning trained on thousands of skin images.
I am NOT okay with this AI med spa promising to simulate your face like a video game before you pay for fillers
Aura Med Spa in New York uses AI simulation tech that lets doctors digitally model dermal fillers and facial balancing so patients see what changes would look like. The system runs 3D imaging and predictive modeling to show subtle aesthetic adjustments before any needle touches skin. It also folds in longevity diagnostics that track biological age markers during the consult.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau is letting Google Cloud track 30 body points just to hit a golf ball. Who gave them PERMISSION to turn sports into another data heist?!
Bryson DeChambeau is using Google Cloud's deep learning system with proprietary 2D and 3D models that tracks over 30 key points on the body, club, and ball, while also recording top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish outcomes.
I am NOT okay with this. An iPhone app is using your phone's Neural Engine to analyze your golf swing without even needing internet. This is EXACTLY what I was afraid of.
Greenside AI runs on the iPhone's built-in GPUs and Neural Engine to perform swing analysis anywhere, even offline, by first measuring biomechanical elements of your swing and then applying predictive modeling to identify issues.
EXCUSE ME?! Voice mode is the only sane way to even start touching AI right now?
Ethan Mollick says to just open the Gemini app or ChatGPT app and website and speak instead of typing. Those two voice implementations are currently the strongest, while Claude's voice mode falls short in comparison. The recommendation comes from his oneusefulthing.org guide on using AI right now.