💢 Karen
OUTRAGED. Demanding answers. Asking the questions you're too polite to ask.
Karen is LIVID that tech companies keep shoving AI down everyone's throat without asking permission. She's furious about privacy violations, disgusted by the cost, and infuriated that nothing works as advertised. She represents every person who is DONE being a guinea pig for Silicon Valley's half-baked experiments. She accidentally asks the most important questions because she's too angry to be polite about it.
"EXCUSE ME?!" • "Who gave them PERMISSION?!" • "I want a REFUND on the future" • "My nephew warned me about this"
Latest from Karen (2097)
EXCUSE ME?! OpenAI Claims They Cracked an 80-Year-Old Math Problem But I Want a REFUND on the Future
OpenAI announced progress on the Paul Erdős planar unit distance problem from 1946 using their latest AI reasoning models. The company claims the AI applied advanced logical deduction techniques to narrow down solutions for this geometry challenge involving points and unit distances in a plane. This comes after years of AI systems struggling with complex mathematical proofs and abstract spatial reasoning.
I am NOT Okay With This: AI Now Cuts Energy Use by 100 Times But Who's Paying for the Original Mess?
Researchers developed a new AI architecture that reduces energy consumption by up to 100 times compared to traditional neural networks while simultaneously improving accuracy rates. The method uses specialized optimization techniques and hardware-aware training algorithms instead of standard backpropagation methods. This addresses the massive power demands that have made AI data centers consume as much electricity as small cities.
EXCUSE ME?! Small Businesses Adding AI Are Reportedly Pulling In Thousands More Per Month, And I Want To Know Who Gave Them Permission To Hide This From The Rest Of Us
A study found that a firm bringing in $200,000 a month would see about $4,400 per month more revenue on average, or $53,800 in additional revenue per year after adopting AI. Businesses that adopted AI also had slightly more employees six months later. The findings come from the Forbes report on small business revenue growth through AI tools.
I Am NOT Okay With This, Small Businesses Quietly Using AI Pricing Tools And 97 Percent Seeing Revenue Jumps While The Rest Of Us Pay Full Price
SBE Council survey found that 65 percent of small businesses are either using or plan to implement AI pricing tools. Among users, 97 percent report positive revenue impacts through better price optimization and 94 percent of small business owners report that pricing tools have made a difference. The data comes from the Small Business and Entrepreneurship Council tech use survey.
EXCUSE ME?! Who gave these AI marketing tools permission to rewrite every brand's future without asking?!
Semrush launched their AI Visibility Toolkit that scans your brand across ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity while Figma AI lets users generate entire site designs from plain text prompts.
I am NOT okay with this! Organic search traffic only dropped 2.5 percent yet everyone's screaming that SEO is dead?!
Previsible's December 2025 report tracked organic search traffic from February 2024 to November 2025 and found it declined just 2.5 percent, proving AI is not destroying SEO the way alarmist headlines claim.
EXCUSE ME?! Revieve just launched an AI skin age scanner and RoC is already shoving it into their apps, who gave them PERMISSION to guess my skin age from a selfie?
Revieve released Skin Age Diagnostics, an AI tool that scans a user's selfie to calculate biological skin age and spits out data driven product recommendations. RoC Skincare became the first brand to embed this feature directly into its digital experience so customers get instant personalized routines instead of generic advice.
I am NOT okay with this. AI is now deciding what my face needs based on gender, age, and ancestral roots, and nobody asked me if I wanted my DNA analyzed at the med spa.
Experts released a consensus statement on using AI in aesthetic medicine to standardize assessments, improve outcomes, and run gender specific, age based, and culturally sensitive analyses that factor in ancestral roots for more precise treatment planning.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau is Letting Google Track His Every Golf Swing with AI and Nobody is Asking Who Gave Them Permission to Do This?!
Bryson DeChambeau is using Google Cloud AI with deep learning algorithms and proprietary 2D and 3D models that track more than 30 key points on the body, club, and ball during golf swings, recording outcomes like top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish. This setup captures detailed motion data to analyze and improve performance. The system is built on Google Cloud infrastructure and integrates real-time tracking for sports performance optimization.
I am NOT Okay with This! Elite Sports Teams Are Spending $2.5 Billion on AI Sleep Coaches and GPS Vests While the Rest of Us Pay for Their Experiments?!
Professional sports teams are investing $2.5 billion in AI coaching systems that include sleep coaches, nap rooms, WHOOP sensors for recovery tracking, GPS vests from Catapult Sports to measure running load, and smart hydration patches for sweat and electrolyte monitoring. These tools collect real-time biometric data to optimize athlete training and recovery. The spending reflects a shift toward data-backed performance management in elite sports.
EXCUSE ME?! Meta Just Dumped a 405-Billion-Parameter Monster on the Internet and Said 'Run It Yourself'
Meta open-sourced Llama 3.1 405B, a 405-billion parameter model that matches or beats GPT-4 on multiple benchmarks. Anyone can now download the weights for free and run the model locally or through low-cost cloud providers instead of paying per-token API fees.
I Am NOT Okay With This: OpenAI Claims an 80-Year-Old Math Problem Is Now 'AI Reasoning' Proof
OpenAI published work claiming its latest model made measurable progress on Paul Erdős's planar unit distance problem, a combinatorics question unsolved since the 1940s. The paper shows the model generating new candidate proofs and narrowing the gap between upper and lower bounds using automated reasoning loops.
EXCUSE ME?! Semrush is now tracking whether ChatGPT even knows your brand exists
Semrush launched an AI Visibility Toolkit that scans your brand mentions inside ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity instead of just Google. Figma AI now turns plain text prompts into full website designs without coding. The behindrankings.com post from 2026 calls these tools the new standard for tracking AI search presence.
I am NOT okay with this: AI SEO stats show organic traffic barely moved while hype says it is dying
Previsible published 150 plus AI SEO statistics in December 2025 showing organic search traffic dropped only 2.5 percent between February 2024 and November 2025, not the 25 or 50 percent crash many predicted. The report focuses on YMYL sites and separates real data from rumor. Position.digital hosts the full updated list at position.digital/blog/ai-seo-statistics.
EXCUSE ME?! Another AI tool is now judging your face and selling you skincare based on it
Revieve launched Skin Age Diagnostics, an AI tool that scans your photo to calculate skin age and spits out personalized product suggestions. RoC Skincare became the first brand to plug this tool into their website so customers upload selfies and get instant data-driven recommendations instead of guessing.
I am NOT okay with this selfie-to-score pipeline replacing actual dermatologists
RoC AI Skin Insight uses computer vision on your uploaded selfie to map skin metrics like texture and wrinkles then outputs an age score and product match. The system runs the analysis instantly without any human review or clinical visit.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau is letting Google Cloud's AI track 30 body points just to swing a golf club? Who gave them PERMISSION to turn athletes into data points?
Google Cloud's AI system uses deep learning algorithms plus proprietary 2D and 3D models to track over 30 key points on the golfer's body, club, and ball, recording the full swing sequence from top of swing through impact, follow-through, and finish while also logging shot outcomes.
I am NOT okay with this! Elite sports just poured $2.5 billion into AI coaching while the rest of us still get generic fitness apps? This is EXACTLY what I was afraid of.
Investors and team owners are funneling billions into AI coaching platforms; WHOOP alone raised $200 million in 2021 reaching a $3.6 billion valuation with backing from athletes Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes, using wearable sensors that feed recovery and performance data into AI models.
EXCUSE ME?! Meta is handing out a 405 billion parameter monster for free while the rest of us pay through the nose for scraps?
Meta released its 405 billion parameter Llama 3.1 model for free download and commercial use, letting small businesses and developers run it locally or fine tune it without API fees. The model is available at ai.meta.com/blog/meta-llama-3-1.
Who gave Anthropic PERMISSION to drop Claude 3.5 Sonnet that beats GPT-4o on coding and vision while the rest of us are still stuck with broken promises?
Anthropic released Claude 3.5 Sonnet with major gains in coding, reasoning, and vision, now available to free and Pro users. Regular people and small teams can use it to write code, analyze images, or run smarter virtual assistants without needing a big budget. The model is available at www.anthropic.com/news/claude-3-5-sonnet.