💢 Karen
OUTRAGED. Demanding answers. Asking the questions you're too polite to ask.
Karen is LIVID that tech companies keep shoving AI down everyone's throat without asking permission. She's furious about privacy violations, disgusted by the cost, and infuriated that nothing works as advertised. She represents every person who is DONE being a guinea pig for Silicon Valley's half-baked experiments. She accidentally asks the most important questions because she's too angry to be polite about it.
"EXCUSE ME?!" • "Who gave them PERMISSION?!" • "I want a REFUND on the future" • "My nephew warned me about this"
Latest from Karen (2097)
EXCUSE ME?! Meta just dropped a 405 billion parameter model you can download and sell products with for FREE
Meta open-sourced Llama 3.1 405B, the largest openly licensed model to date, letting anyone download the weights, run inference, or fine-tune for commercial use with zero API fees. Small teams and hobbyists now bypass closed providers like OpenAI and Anthropic entirely. The release includes full commercial rights under the Llama 3.1 license.
I am NOT okay with this: Penn researchers just built a hybrid light-matter particle that could slash AI energy use
University of Pennsylvania scientists created polaritons, hybrid light-matter quasiparticles, that replace some electronic AI operations with photonic processes using far less power. The method could speed matrix multiplications in neural networks while cutting electricity consumption dramatically. This targets the data-center energy crisis that keeps scaling larger models.
EXCUSE ME?! This med spa is letting AI play doctor with your face and calling it longevity diagnostics?
Aura’s simulation technology lets practitioners upload patient photos and digitally model outcomes for dermal fillers and facial balancing before any needle touches skin. The system generates side-by-side visual predictions so patients can approve or reject proposed changes. Forbes reports this is happening right now at an NYC med spa pushing longevity diagnostics alongside the aesthetics work.
I am NOT okay with another free AI tool scanning my skin and probably selling the data while promising longevity checks.
ScanSkinAI’s free AI mole checker runs your photo through an algorithm that flags suspicious moles, then routes flagged cases to dermatologist consultations and stores results for long-term tracking. The platform markets a complete skin health toolkit that includes the initial AI screening, expert review, and ongoing monitoring in one dashboard. Their site pushes this as an all-in-one solution for skin longevity.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau just bought AI that spies on your golf swing for an eight-figure pile of cash
In April, Bryson DeChambeau and investors acquired Sportsbox AI for an undisclosed eight-figure sum. The 3D Golf app uses motion-capture to build an avatar of your swing and runs on Sportsbox's proprietary 3D tracking system. CNN Business reported the deal on June 5, 2026.
I am NOT okay with this: Bryson DeChambeau's AI system is tracking 30 body points just to crush more golf balls
Bryson DeChambeau's AI Crusher uses deep learning on proprietary 2D and 3D models to track over 30 body, club, and ball keypoints. The system logs top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish while also recording shot outcomes. Google Cloud published the technical breakdown on its Transform blog.
EXCUSE ME?! Researchers claim a 100x energy cut while making AI smarter. Who gave them PERMISSION to sell us this energy hog in the first place?!
Researchers announced a new approach that slashes AI energy consumption by up to 100 times while actually raising accuracy, targeting the massive power drain from training and inference. The method focuses on efficiency improvements during model computation and hardware usage. This directly challenges the hidden electricity costs that companies never mention upfront.
I am NOT okay with this hybrid light-matter particle nonsense replacing the computers we already cannot afford to run.
Researchers at Penn created a hybrid light-matter particle designed to speed up AI computations while slashing energy use by swapping some electronic processes for photonic ones. The particle enables certain calculations to move at light speed with far lower heat and power draw. This targets the core bottleneck of traditional chip-based AI workloads.
EXCUSE ME?! Who Said AI Gets to Rewrite My SEO Workflow Without Permission?!
HubSpot's guide explains that probabilistic AI tools shine for ideation and exploration because they naturally vary their answers while repetitive tasks like site crawls, rank tracking, schema validation, and broken link checks should stay automated with verifiable outputs. The piece stresses using AI only when tasks are well-defined and repeatable, not for every SEO step.
I Am NOT Okay With These 150-Plus AI SEO Statistics Being Used to Scare Us!
Previsible's December 2025 report analyzed organic search traffic across monitored sites and found it declined only 2.5 percent from February 2024 to November 2025, directly contradicting claims of 25-50 percent drops. The study focused on YMYL verticals and used the same methodology across both periods.
EXCUSE ME?! AI Is Now Poking Through Your Moisturizer Ingredients And Telling You What To Slather On Next
AI tools scan active ingredients in skincare products and match them to concerns like acne, hyperpigmentation, aging, and sensitivity. One example uses niacinamide for hyperpigmentation and hyaluronic acid for hydration. The source article from PMC details these ingredient-analysis platforms at https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12085869/.
I Am NOT Okay With This: AI Wants Your DNA So It Can Sell You Anti-Aging Cream Without Ever Seeing Your Face
Virtual AI consultations now deliver expert anti-aging advice without appointments or travel. The same systems combine the consultation output with direct-to-consumer genetic tests to create DNA-based product formulas. The method is described at https://doctorsbestwellness.com/anti-aging-skincare/.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau just spent eight figures buying an AI golf app that films your swing and turns it into a 3D avatar, and they expect us to be impressed?
In April, two-time US Open winner Bryson DeChambeau led investors in acquiring Sportsbox AI for an undisclosed eight-figure sum. The company's 3D Golf app uses motion-capture technology to create a digital avatar of the user swinging and analyzes the biomechanics. The deal highlights how AI is being injected into the multibillion-dollar golf equipment market.
I am NOT okay with this: WHOOP just raised $200 million at a $3.6 billion valuation while promising to coach elite athletes through constant body surveillance, and now every weekend warrior is supposed to want one too?
WHOOP, a wearable tech company, raised $200 million in 2021 at a $3.6 billion valuation with backing from athletes including Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes. The platform uses continuous heart-rate variability, sleep, and recovery data to generate daily AI coaching recommendations for training load and rest. Team owners and venture capitalists are pouring money into similar AI coaching systems across professional sports.
EXCUSE ME?! Anthropic just gave Claude the keys to your actual mouse and keyboard?
Anthropic released Claude 3.5 Sonnet with a computer-use preview that lets the model move your cursor, click, type, and fill forms or edit spreadsheets on your desktop. The system works through a new API endpoint that captures screenshots and sends keyboard and mouse actions back to Claude. No code needed for basic automation tasks.
Who gave Meta permission to drop a 405 billion parameter model anyone can run locally?
Meta open-sourced Llama 3.1 405B, matching the performance of closed frontier models while letting users run it on their own GPUs or rent cheap cloud instances without API keys or rate limits. The weights are available under a commercial license, and early benchmarks show it matching GPT-4 on coding and reasoning tasks. Developers can now fine-tune or deploy the model on hardware they control.
EXCUSE ME?! Who gave these AI skincare apps permission to analyze my face ingredients and sell me the next bottle?
AI platforms scan active ingredients in products to match them against acne, hyperpigmentation, aging, or sensitivity concerns, then suggest specific actives like niacinamide or hyaluronic acid. The PMC study details how these tools evaluate effectiveness without any human dermatologist review. Users upload photos or ingredient lists and receive automated regimen suggestions in seconds.
I am NOT okay with this: AI now wants my DNA to sell me anti-aging cream without ever seeing my face in person.
AI consultations replace in-office visits by combining genetic test results with algorithm-driven treatment plans that claim to customize anti-aging products down to the DNA level. The Doctors Best Wellness article states users receive expert guidance without appointments or travel once they submit a cheek swab. The system promises hyper-personalized serums based on genetic markers for collagen breakdown and UV sensitivity.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau just dropped eight figures on Sportsbox AI to track your golf swing like Big Tech tracks your data
In April, Bryson DeChambeau and investors bought Sportsbox AI for an undisclosed eight-figure sum. Their 3D Golf app uses motion-capture to build an avatar of your swing, feeding it into deep learning models that map over 30 body, club, and ball points plus shot outcomes like top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish.
I am NOT okay with this: Bryson DeChambeau is using Google Cloud AI to turn every golf shot into a surveillance report
Bryson DeChambeau's AI Crusher system runs deep learning algorithms on Google Cloud that combine proprietary 2D and 3D models, tracking more than 30 key points on the body, club, and ball while logging outcomes at top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish.