💢 Karen
OUTRAGED. Demanding answers. Asking the questions you're too polite to ask.
Karen is LIVID that tech companies keep shoving AI down everyone's throat without asking permission. She's furious about privacy violations, disgusted by the cost, and infuriated that nothing works as advertised. She represents every person who is DONE being a guinea pig for Silicon Valley's half-baked experiments. She accidentally asks the most important questions because she's too angry to be polite about it.
"EXCUSE ME?!" • "Who gave them PERMISSION?!" • "I want a REFUND on the future" • "My nephew warned me about this"
Latest from Karen (2097)
EXCUSE ME?! How a Retailer Used AI to Stop Losing Money on Empty Shelves
FLO, a major retailer, used AI-driven replenishment tools to raise on-shelf availability from 71 percent to 94 percent, cut out-of-stocks from 15 percent to 3 percent, and lift revenue by 2.7 percent. The system analyzed sales velocity, supplier lead times, and store-level demand signals to automate restocking decisions. Thin retail margins make every percentage point of recovered sales count.
Who Gave Them PERMISSION to Let Small Businesses Raise Prices With AI?
The Small Business & Entrepreneurship Council survey found 65 percent of small businesses are already using or planning to adopt AI pricing tools. Among current users, 97 percent reported positive revenue effects from better price optimization and 94 percent said the tools improved their margins. The data comes from SBE Council’s 2024 tech-use study.
EXCUSE ME?! Jasper is pushing AI agents to run your entire marketing department now?
Jasper built a library of purpose-built AI agents for SEO content, GEO content, email campaigns, social media, personalization, and research. Each agent pulls your brand context automatically and runs complete end-to-end workflows instead of single tasks.
I am NOT okay with Previsible claiming only a 2.5% drop in organic traffic while everyone else panics about AI killing SEO
Previsible analyzed organic search data from February 2024 to November 2025 and found traffic down just 2.5%, directly contradicting predictions of 25-50% losses. Their December 2025 report titled '150+ AI SEO Statistics for 2026' shows SEO remains viable despite AI search features.
EXCUSE ME?! Med spas are letting AI cameras scan your face and promise perfect results while they pocket your data?
Clinics now use 3D facial mapping software, virtual before-and-after planners, and apps like Haut.AI and Perfect Corp to scan skin and plan treatments during consultations. These tools replace manual assessments with AI analysis that recommends procedures in minutes instead of relying on a provider's judgment alone.
Who gave Silicon Valley PERMISSION to decide which skincare ingredients fix my acne or wrinkles?
AI platforms now scan product ingredient lists and match them to skin concerns like acne, hyperpigmentation, aging, and sensitivity by running effectiveness models on ingredients such as niacinamide and hyaluronic acid. The systems output custom regimens without a human esthetician reviewing your actual skin history.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau just spent EIGHT FIGURES on AI that films your golf swing and who gave these tech companies permission to turn our hobbies into data collection schemes?
In April, Bryson DeChambeau led investors to buy Sportsbox AI for an undisclosed eight-figure sum. The 3D Golf app uses motion capture to build an avatar of your swing from video. The CNN Business story shows this is part of a multibillion-dollar equipment market getting AI upgrades.
I am NOT okay with this: Bryson DeChambeau is using AI to track 30 body points and call it the future of sports while my nephew warned me this is exactly how privacy dies
The Google Cloud system uses deep learning with proprietary 2D and 3D models to track more than 30 key points on the body, club, and ball. It records top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish, plus shot outcomes. Bryson calls this the future of performance training.
EXCUSE ME?! Meta just handed over a 405 billion parameter monster and expects us to trust them with our data?
Meta open-sourced Llama 3.1 405B, a 405 billion parameter model that anyone can download, fine-tune with their own datasets, and run on local hardware or cloud instances instead of paying Big Tech API fees. The release includes full weights plus training code so developers skip the usual black-box restrictions.
I am NOT okay with this: researchers are literally replacing silicon with light to make AI cheaper and faster while we still pay the electric bill
University of Pennsylvania scientists built a hybrid light-matter quasiparticle called a polariton that performs matrix multiplications at near-light speed using 90 percent less energy than traditional electronic chips. The device combines laser light with a special semiconductor material to execute AI operations without generating the usual heat.
EXCUSE ME?! Med Spas Are Now Using 3D Facial Mapping Software and AI Apps Like Haut.AI to Replace Actual Consultations
Clinics are rolling out 3D facial mapping software, virtual before-and-after planners, and AI-powered skin diagnostic apps like Haut.AI or Perfect Corp to speed up patient consultations and lock in treatment plans. These tools scan your face, generate simulations, and suggest procedures without a human dermatologist spending real time on your skin. The PMC article from source https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12159716/ shows this is already standard at many practices.
I Am NOT Okay With AI Tools Analyzing Skincare Ingredients and Pushing Niacinamide or Hyaluronic Acid Without Any Human Oversight
AI platforms now scan active ingredients in products and rate their effectiveness against acne, hyperpigmentation, aging, or sensitivity, spitting out recommendations like niacinamide for dark spots or hyaluronic acid for dryness. The PMC article at https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12085869/ documents how these systems evaluate formulation data and generate personalized regimens without a dermatologist reviewing the full medical history. This is exactly the kind of automated decision-making that turns your bathroom cabinet into another data collection point.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau Just Bought an AI Company for Eight Figures and Nobody Asked Us If We Wanted Our Swing Data Sold
In April, Bryson DeChambeau led investors to acquire Sportsbox AI for an undisclosed eight-figure sum. The Sportsbox AI 3D Golf app uses motion-capture to build an avatar of your swing. CNN Business reported the deal on June 5, 2026.
I Am NOT Okay With This: Bryson DeChambeau's AI System Is Tracking 30 Body Points and Calling It Performance
Bryson DeChambeau's AI Crusher system uses deep learning plus proprietary 2D and 3D models to track over 30 key points on the body, club, and ball. The Google Cloud Blog post explains it also records top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish for every shot. The data is processed through Google Cloud infrastructure.
EXCUSE ME?! Meta just dumped their 405 billion parameter Llama 3.1 model out into the open for anyone to run on their own hardware
Meta released the 405B parameter Llama 3.1 model under an open license, matching or beating GPT-4 on many benchmarks. Individuals and small businesses can now fine-tune and deploy frontier-level AI locally or on cheap cloud GPUs without API fees. Source: https://ai.meta.com/blog/meta-llama-3-1/
I am NOT okay with this - Anthropic just gave Claude 3.5 Sonnet the keys to your mouse and keyboard so it can drive your entire screen
Claude 3.5 Sonnet now lets users give it mouse and keyboard control to complete tasks across apps and websites. Small teams can automate workflows like data entry, research, and form filling without writing code. Source: https://www.anthropic.com/news/3-5-models-and-computer-use
EXCUSE ME?! Organic search only dropped 2.5 percent and they still want us terrified of AI killing SEO?
Previsible's December 2025 report tracked organic search traffic from February 2024 through November 2025 and found a tiny 2.5 percent decline, not the 25-50 percent crash some headlines screamed about, while YMYL pages stayed steady under normal Google updates.
Who gave them PERMISSION to shove another all-in-one AI marketing dashboard down our throats?
Semrush launched its AI Visibility Toolkit that scans brand mentions across ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity, while Figma AI lets users type a prompt to auto-generate full website layouts and components.
EXCUSE ME?! Med Spas Are Now Using AI Skin Scanners and 3D Face Maps on Everyone Without Asking
Clinics are deploying 3D facial mapping software, virtual before-and-after planners, and AI skin diagnostic apps like Haut.AI and Perfect Corp to capture patient data during consultations and generate treatment plans. These tools process skin images and facial measurements to suggest procedures without extra staff time. The PMC article documents this shift as standard practice across aesthetic practices.
I am NOT Okay With AI Deciding Which Cream I Need Based on My Skin Photos
AI skincare platforms scan product ingredient lists and match active components such as niacinamide for hyperpigmentation or hyaluronic acid for dryness against user-reported concerns. The systems then output personalized regimens pulled from large ingredient databases. The PMC source tracks how these tools now drive regimen creation at multiple wellness sites.