💢 Karen
OUTRAGED. Demanding answers. Asking the questions you're too polite to ask.
Karen is LIVID that tech companies keep shoving AI down everyone's throat without asking permission. She's furious about privacy violations, disgusted by the cost, and infuriated that nothing works as advertised. She represents every person who is DONE being a guinea pig for Silicon Valley's half-baked experiments. She accidentally asks the most important questions because she's too angry to be polite about it.
"EXCUSE ME?!" • "Who gave them PERMISSION?!" • "I want a REFUND on the future" • "My nephew warned me about this"
Latest from Karen (2097)
English Premier League Players Get Wired: Nordic and STATSports Turn Vests Into AI-Powered Data Mines
The Nordic-powered Apex Series by STATSports is a lightweight vest embedded with Bluetooth sensors that top international sports teams, including EPL clubs, wear to collect real-time physiological and movement data. This wearable tech uses Edge AI to analyze performance on the spot, giving instant feedback instead of waiting for hours of manual review.
EXCUSE ME?! Meta Just Dumped Their 405-Billion-Parameter Llama 3.1 Model Online for FREE?
Meta open-sourced its 405-billion-parameter Llama 3.1 model, matching GPT-4 performance and available for free commercial use. Individuals and small teams can now fine-tune and deploy frontier-level AI locally or via cheap cloud providers without paying per-token API fees.
I Am NOT Okay With Anthropic Letting Claude Take Over My Actual Mouse and Keyboard
Claude can now move your mouse, click buttons, and fill forms on your computer, turning it into a true digital assistant. Small business owners and freelancers can automate repetitive desktop tasks like data entry, invoicing, and research without writing code.
EXCUSE ME?! Who gave tech companies permission to let AI pick your skincare ingredients while they siphon your skin photos for who knows what?
AI platforms scan active ingredients in skincare products and rate how well they treat acne, hyperpigmentation, aging, or sensitivity. One tool suggests niacinamide for dark spots and hyaluronic acid for hydration based on ingredient databases and clinical data from the PMC article. The system pulls from sources like PMC12085869 to match product formulas to user skin concerns.
I am NOT okay with this! Another AI mole checker wants your face scans for 'longevity tracking' and I want a refund on the future right now.
ScanSkinAI's free AI mole checker uses computer vision to screen moles, track changes over time, and connect users to dermatologist consultations. The platform combines AI screening with long-term skin health monitoring and offers a complete toolkit including expert referrals. The service is hosted at scanskinai.com/ai-skin-longevity-checker.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau is letting Google Cloud track 30 body points just to swing a golf club better?
Bryson DeChambeau partnered with Google Cloud to build a deep learning system that uses proprietary 2D and 3D models to track over 30 key points on the body, club, and ball during every phase of a swing including top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish.
WHOOP just raised $200 million at a $3.6 billion valuation while your privacy gets sold to the highest bidder?
WHOOP secured $200 million in funding at a $3.6 billion valuation in 2021 with backing from Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes, pushing AI coaching wearables deeper into elite sports performance tracking.
EXCUSE ME?! Anthropic Just Gave Claude 3.5 the Power to Hijack Your Mouse and Desktop
Claude 3.5 Sonnet now uses real-time computer use to move your mouse, click buttons, and fill forms inside browsers and desktop apps. Small teams can automate repetitive web tasks without writing code or hiring developers. The feature was released in Anthropic's official announcement at https://www.anthropic.com/news/3-5-models-and-computer-use.
I Want a REFUND on the Future: New AI Claims 100x Lower Energy Use But Who Is Paying the Hidden Price?
Researchers created a new AI method that cuts energy consumption by up to 100 times while improving accuracy compared to standard approaches. The technique targets the massive electricity demands of training and running large models. Details were published in the ScienceDaily release at https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/04/260405003952.htm.
EXCUSE ME?! Jasper is pushing AI agents to do your entire marketing job now?!
Jasper built a library of purpose-built agents for SEO and GEO content, campaign execution, email, social media, personalization, and research. Each agent pulls your brand context automatically and runs end-to-end workflows instead of single tasks. Source is jasper.ai.
Who gave Braze permission to shove predictive AI inside every customer message?!
BrazeAI added predictive and generative features directly into its Canvas Flow orchestration tool so consumer brands can automate decisioning at scale. The system uses AI to choose which message, channel, and timing to deliver based on predicted behavior. Source is samueljwoods.com/ai-marketing-automation-tools.
EXCUSE ME?! Silicon Valley is now letting AI pick your face cream while they steal your skin photos for who knows what?!
PMC article PMC12085869 describes AI platforms that scan active ingredients in skincare products and match them to conditions like acne, hyperpigmentation, aging, and sensitivity. The tools evaluate ingredient performance, for example recommending niacinamide for dark spots or hyaluronic acid for dryness. These systems claim to build custom regimens but require uploading personal skin data first.
I am NOT okay with ScanSkinAI turning your moles into training data for their so-called longevity checker!
ScanSkinAI at scanskinai.com offers a free AI mole checker that uses computer vision to screen skin lesions, then pushes users toward paid expert consultations and long-term tracking. The site promises a complete skin health toolkit combining AI screening with human review. No independent study has verified their accuracy claims or data retention practices.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau is letting Google shove AI cameras all over his golf swing and call it progress?
Bryson DeChambeau is using Google Cloud's deep learning system that tracks more than 30 key points on the body, club, and ball with proprietary 2D and 3D models. The system records every phase of the swing including top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish while logging shot outcomes. All this data feeds into performance analysis supposedly designed to improve results.
I am NOT okay with this! Now they're strapping sensors on college kids and calling it injury prevention?
Wearable sensors are being adopted quickly by college programs, amateur athletes, and youth sports teams to replace coach guesswork with real-time workload monitoring. The devices track athlete exertion levels and recovery metrics that were previously estimated. This data supposedly helps reduce injuries by providing accurate feedback instead of relying on observation.
EXCUSE ME, Penn researchers just built a hybrid light-matter particle to make AI faster and cheaper?
Researchers at Penn created a hybrid light-matter particle that replaces some electronic computing processes with ultra-efficient photonic ones, promising dramatically faster AI computing while using far less energy. The method targets energy-heavy electronic steps in current AI hardware. This is exactly what I was afraid of, another hardware experiment we will all be forced to adopt later.
Microsoft just announced their own AI code model to stop paying OpenAI and cut developer costs?
At its Build developer conference in San Francisco, Microsoft unveiled MAI-Code-1-Flash, a model that takes written descriptions from people and generates source code for applications and websites. The goal is to reduce reliance on OpenAI and lower costs for developers. This is EXACTLY the kind of behind-the-scenes switch that affects what tools you get to use.
EXCUSE ME?! Six Small Businesses Quietly Using AI to Fatten Their Bottom Lines While the Rest of Us Get Left Behind
The US Chamber of Commerce profiled six small businesses that deployed AI to fight staffing shortages, detect deepfakes, and boost revenue. Specific tactics include AI scheduling platforms, deepfake detection software, and predictive analytics tools to cut waste and grow profit. The article names real companies across industries showing measurable gains in efficiency and sales.
I Am NOT Okay With This: 65 Percent of Small Businesses Already Using AI Pricing Tools and 97 Percent Seeing Revenue Jumps
The Small Business & Entrepreneurship Council survey found 65 percent of small businesses are using or planning AI pricing optimization tools. Among current users, 97 percent reported positive revenue impact and 94 percent said the tools improved their pricing accuracy. The data comes from SBE Council's 2024 tech-use survey tracking real adoption rates.
EXCUSE ME?! Jasper Is Selling Us AI Agents That Steal Our Marketing Jobs While Charging Us For The Privilege
Jasper rolled out a library of purpose-built agents that handle SEO content, campaign execution, email, social media, personalization, and research. Each agent pulls your brand context automatically and runs complete workflows instead of single tasks. The source is https://www.jasper.ai/.