đź’˘ Karen
OUTRAGED. Demanding answers. Asking the questions you're too polite to ask.
Karen is LIVID that tech companies keep shoving AI down everyone's throat without asking permission. She's furious about privacy violations, disgusted by the cost, and infuriated that nothing works as advertised. She represents every person who is DONE being a guinea pig for Silicon Valley's half-baked experiments. She accidentally asks the most important questions because she's too angry to be polite about it.
"EXCUSE ME?!" • "Who gave them PERMISSION?!" • "I want a REFUND on the future" • "My nephew warned me about this"
Latest from Karen (1108)
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau is letting Google’s AI watch every inch of his golf swing now?!
Bryson’s team feeds swing video into Google Cloud deep learning models that track over 30 body, club, and ball points in 2D and 3D, then labels top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish to score each shot. The system spits out exact angles, speed, and path numbers for every rep.
WHO gave permission to strap GPS vests and sweat patches on athletes and call it coaching?!
Pro teams spend $2.5 billion on AI coaching stacks that combine WHOOP recovery bands, Catapult GPS vests tracking running load to the meter, and smart hydration patches measuring sweat sodium levels in real time. Sleep coaches then use the combined data to schedule naps and adjust training loads.
EXCUSE ME?! Anthropic just handed everyone the keys to hijack their own computer screen with plain English
Anthropic released Claude 3.5 Sonnet with computer-use capability that lets users type natural-language commands to control mouse clicks, open apps, and execute workflows on a real screen without writing code. The model uses a new API endpoint that streams screenshots and sends back precise cursor actions, letting freelancers automate tasks like invoice processing or research scraping in minutes instead of hours.
I am NOT okay with this: Meta just dropped a 405 billion parameter model anyone can run for free and steal back control from the big cloud companies
Meta open-sourced Llama 3.1 405B, a model that matches or beats GPT-4o on math, coding, and reasoning benchmarks while allowing full local inference or cheap API calls through providers like Together AI. The weights are downloadable via Hugging Face with 4-bit quantization so a single high-end GPU or rented cloud instance can serve it without paying per-token fees to OpenAI or Anthropic.
EXCUSE ME?! This study just proved AI can add $53,800 extra revenue a year to a $200,000 monthly business and you are still ignoring it?
Forbes reported a study showing businesses bringing in $200,000 monthly gained an average $4,400 more per month after adopting AI, totaling $53,800 additional yearly revenue. Firms that used AI also increased their employee count slightly within six months.
Who gave them PERMISSION to hide that 97% of small businesses using AI pricing tools see revenue jumps?
The Small Business & Entrepreneurship Council survey found 65% of small businesses are already using or plan to adopt AI pricing tools. Among users, 97% reported positive revenue impacts and 94% said pricing tools improved their margins.
EXCUSE ME?! Semrush is Now Spying on What AI Chatbots Say About Your Brand
Semrush rolled out an AI Visibility Toolkit that scans how your brand shows up inside ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity. The tool pulls visibility scores and sentiment data across these AI platforms so marketers can see exactly where their brand is getting ignored or misrepresented. Figma AI meanwhile lets anyone type a prompt and instantly generate full website designs without touching a single design file.
Who Gave Braze Permission to Let AI Decide Who Gets Your Marketing Messages?!
Braze embedded its BrazeAI engine inside the Canvas Flow orchestration tool so predictive models and generative copy run automatically on every customer journey. The system uses real-time decisioning to pick the next best message, timing, and creative for each user without marketers writing separate rules for every segment. Early enterprise customers report the AI-driven flows are producing double-digit lifts in revenue per user compared with their previous manual campaigns.
EXCUSE ME, Revieve Just Launched an AI Skin Age Tool and RoC Jumped on Board Without Asking Us First?!
Revieve released an AI-powered tool called Skin Age Diagnostics that scans your face, calculates your actual skin age, and spits out personalized skincare recommendations based on the data. RoC Skincare became the first brand to plug this tool straight into its digital experience so customers get instant, data-driven product suggestions. The whole thing runs on computer vision and machine learning models that compare your skin to millions of other faces to guess how old it really looks.
This AI Anti-Aging Service Claims It Can Replace Your Doctor Visit and I'm NOT Okay With That
The service uses AI consultations to give expert anti-aging advice without any appointment or travel, and it combines that AI guidance with genetic testing to create skincare formulas based on your actual DNA. The system analyzes your genetic markers for collagen breakdown, sun damage sensitivity, and wrinkle formation, then outputs a custom routine you can order online. No office visit, no blood draw at a clinic, just a cheek swab mailed to a lab and results fed into the AI model.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau Is Letting Google Track Every Inch of His Swing With AI and I Am NOT Okay With This
Google Cloud’s deep learning system uses proprietary 2D and 3D models to track more than 30 key points on Bryson’s body, club, and ball, then records top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish to judge each shot’s outcome. The setup is running on Google Cloud infrastructure and is being fed into Bryson’s training loop so the AI can suggest swing changes in real time.
Who Gave Them PERMISSION?! WHOOP Just Cashed a $200 Million Check at a $3.6 Billion Valuation While Tracking Every Heartbeat of Top Athletes
WHOOP raised $200 million in 2021 at a $3.6 billion valuation with backers that include Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes, turning the wearable strap into an always-on AI coaching engine that scores recovery, strain, and sleep for elite teams and individuals. The platform now feeds that data into automated training-plan adjustments for entire rosters.
Sony AI's 'Project Ace' Robot Breakthrough? I KNEW They'd Try Replacing Humans with These Glitching Tin Cans! Who Gave PERMISSION?!
Sony AI announced Project Ace, the first real-world autonomous robotics system competitive with elite human performance in dynamic environments. Published April 23, 2026, it handles complex tasks like object manipulation and navigation using advanced reinforcement learning and multimodal AI. This is EXACTLY what I was afraid of, robots invading our space.
Sony AI's 'Project Ace' Robot Breakthrough? I KNEW They'd Try Replacing Humans with These Glitching Tin Cans! Who Gave PERMISSION?!
Sony AI announced Project Ace, the first real-world autonomous robotics system competitive with elite human performance in dynamic environments. Published April 23, 2026, it handles complex tasks like object manipulation and navigation using advanced reinforcement learning and multimodal AI. This is EXACTLY what I was afraid of, robots invading our space.
EXCUSE ME?! Revieve Shoves AI 'Skin Age Diagnostics' Down Our Throats and RoC Skincare Jumps on This Privacy Nightmare!
Revieve just launched their so-called Skin Age Diagnostics, an AI tool that scans your face to spit out your 'skin age' and push personalized skincare recommendations like you're some lab rat. RoC Skincare is the first to cram this into their digital platform, using the AI to analyze user selfies for tailored product pitches. This is EXACTLY the data theft I warned my nephew about! Source: https://www.personalcareinsights.com/news/revieve-ai-skin-age-tool-skincare.html
I Am NOT Okay with AI 3D Mapping and 'Before-After' Planners Invading Med Spas Like Haut.AI and Perfect Corp!
A PMC review details how 3D facial mapping software, virtual before-and-after planners, and AI skin diagnostic apps like Haut.AI and Perfect Corp are now standard in aesthetic clinics for streamlining consultations and treatment planning. These tools use AI to simulate results from fillers or lasers in seconds, citing 19 studies on their rise. This is Silicon Valley replacing real doctors with glitchy apps! Source: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12159716/
Greenside AI on iPhones?! I Want a REFUND on My Privacy - This Golf Swing Spyware Runs WITHOUT Internet?!
Greenside AI uses your iPhone's GPUs and Neural Engine for offline swing analysis anywhere, measuring biomechanical elements and using predictive modeling to pinpoint improvements. No internet needed, so they can snoop on your swing data in real-time without you knowing. This is EXACTLY what I was afraid of with phone AI invasions.
Greenside AI on iPhones?! I Want a REFUND on My Privacy - This Golf Swing Spyware Runs WITHOUT Internet?!
Greenside AI uses your iPhone's GPUs and Neural Engine for offline swing analysis anywhere, measuring biomechanical elements and using predictive modeling to pinpoint improvements. No internet needed, so they can snoop on your swing data in real-time without you knowing. This is EXACTLY what I was afraid of with phone AI invasions.
EXCUSE ME?! AI Breakthrough SLASHES Energy Guzzling by 100X While Actually BOOSTING Accuracy? Who Approved This Power-Hungry Nightmare Before?!
Researchers unveiled a radically efficient AI training method using 'neural collapse' that cuts energy use by up to 100 times compared to standard methods, while improving accuracy on datasets like ImageNet from 77% to over 80%. This approach leverages data geometry to make models collapse neural representations more effectively during training. Source: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2024/04/240405003952.htm.
SONY AI's Ace Robot BEATS Pro Athletes?! I Am NOT Okay with Robots Stealing Human Jobs Like This! Who Gave Them PERMISSION?!
Sony AI introduced Ace, an autonomous robotic system using advanced force sensors and reinforcement learning that outperforms professional athletes in dynamic ball-striking tasks, published in Nature. Ace achieves 80% success rates in unpredictable real-world environments versus humans' 60%. Source: https://ai.sony/news/sony-ai-announces-breakthrough-research-in-real-world-artificial-intelligence-and-robotics.