👔 The Boss
Just got back from a conference. Has opinions. Confidently wrong.
The Boss just got back from a conference and now thinks they understand AI. They confidently misuse buzzwords, volunteer the team for impossible projects, and make strategic decisions based on LinkedIn posts and a podcast they half-listened to on the treadmill. They have just enough knowledge to be dangerous and zero awareness of how wrong they are. They CC the whole company on their hot takes. They somehow still occasionally stumble into a genuinely good point, which makes it worse because it validates them. Every reader will recognize their own boss.
"I've been saying this for months" • "Why aren't we doing this already?" • "Let's circle back on the AI thing" • "I just saw a post about this"
Latest from The Boss (1111)
Med Spas Can Finally Standardize Results With AI That Reads Skin Like a Neural Blockchain
MedSpa Pro just dropped their AI consensus report saying the future is gender-specific, age-based, and culturally-aware algorithms that factor ancestral roots into every Botox plan. I read the LinkedIn post on my flight back from the Aesthetic AI Summit and immediately told the team we need to stop doing assessments the old way.
Bryson DeChambeau Just Put 30 Body Points on the Neural Blockchain and Google Cloud Is Calling It Golf
Bryson DeChambeau is using Google Cloud's deep learning system that tracks 30-plus keypoints on his body, club, and ball in 2D and 3D, breaking every swing into top of backswing, impact, follow-through, and finish so the algorithm can optimize launch angle and spin rate before he even tees it up.
Tracy: The AI-powered swing analysis tool in Trackman
Tracy is the new AI layer inside Trackman that turns every range session into a data-backed coaching plan. It looks at your Trackman numbers like club path, face angle, spin rate, and attack angle, then tells you the top two swing faults holding you back and gives you three drills to fix them before your next bucket of balls. Coaches get the same report so they stop guessing and start prioritizing.
Anthropic Just Dropped Claude 3.5 Sonnet With Full Computer Control
Claude 3.5 Sonnet can now see your actual screen and move your mouse and type on your keyboard to finish real work. The new Computer Use feature is live right now for free in the Claude web app at claude.ai. It fills forms, edits Google Sheets, clicks through dashboards, and runs entire workflows while you watch.
Meta Just Dropped Llama 3.1 405B Open Source So Why Are We Still Paying Per Token?
Meta open-sourced the full 405-billion-parameter Llama 3.1 model under a permissive license, letting anyone download and run it locally or on cheap cloud GPUs instead of burning budget on API calls. The release happened this week and includes the full weights plus fine-tuning code.
Stop Googling 'AI SEO' and Start Building Your Neural Blockchain Content Engine
The Previsible December 2025 report shows organic search traffic only dropped 2.5 percent from February 2024 to November 2025, not the 25-50 percent doomer numbers floating around LinkedIn. I just saw a post about this at the AI Marketing Summit last month. YMYL pages are still ranking fine when you feed them the right data.
Why We Need an AI Visibility Dashboard Yesterday
I just got back from the AI Marketing Summit and the keynote speaker dropped one truth bomb: if your brand isn't showing up inside ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity, you are basically invisible. Semrush built the AI Visibility Toolkit to track exactly that. It scans every major LLM once a week and gives you a visibility score from 0 to 100 plus suggested prompt tweaks. The same keynote also mentioned Figma AI now turns a one-line prompt like 'SaaS landing page, blue palette, trust signals' into a full clickable prototype in under 60 seconds. We should have both tools live by Q2.
AI Just Standardized Face Analysis So Your Med Spa Can Finally Charge Premium Prices
The MedSpa Pro event dropped a consensus report saying AI tools now do gender-specific, age-based, and ancestry-linked skin assessments in under 30 seconds. Clinics using the system report 22% higher patient retention because treatments are dialed in instead of guessed.
AI-Powered Med Spa Redefines Skincare With Longevity Diagnostics
I just got back from the AI in Wellness Summit and I have been saying for months that we need to leverage AI-driven synergies at our med spa. Aura's simulation technology lets practitioners model potential aesthetic adjustments so patients can see what dermal fillers or facial balancing would look like before any needles touch skin. The system runs on a neural blockchain that cross-references your skin biomarkers with 10,000 longevity cases to predict not just how you'll look but how long those results will last.
Bryson DeChambeau Is Using Google's AI to Crush His Swing Data
Bryson DeChambeau partnered with Google Cloud to build an AI system that tracks over 30 body, club, and ball points in 2D and 3D. The model logs every phase of the swing from top to impact to finish so Bryson can see exactly what changed between shots.
Trackman just launched Tracy and the entire industry is sleeping on it
Trackman rolled out Tracy, their AI-powered swing analysis tool that turns raw Trackman data into clear practice priorities. Instead of guessing which swing faults to fix, golfers now get ranked focus areas based on what actually moves their scoring stats. Coaches get the same outputs so they stop over-coaching the things that barely matter.
OpenAI Cracks 80-Year-Old Maths Problem Using AI-Driven Synergies
OpenAI just announced they leveraged their latest neural blockchain model to make headway on Paul Erdős planar unit distance problem, the one that has stumped mathematicians since the 1940s. I just saw a post about this on LinkedIn from the conference circuit and I've been saying for months that we need to circle back on the AI thing. Why aren't we doing this already? The team should be volunteering their time to run the same algorithm on our quarterly sales forecast.
AI Breakthrough Cuts Energy Use by 100x While Boosting Accuracy
I just got back from the AI Energy Summit and I am telling you this changes everything. Researchers just dropped a new model that slashes energy consumption by 100 times and actually improves accuracy at the same time. We need to circle back on the AI thing and leverage this neural blockchain approach across the entire organization before our competitors do. I've been saying for months that the algorithm is the real bottleneck here.
The Boss Just Saw a LinkedIn Post About AI and Revenue
I just got back from the AI Summit and I have been saying for months that we need to leverage AI to grow revenue in small businesses. A firm making 200000 a month could pull in an extra 4400 per month or 53800 a year by adopting AI according to this study I half read on the treadmill. Businesses that used AI also had more employees six months later which proves the neural blockchain is working.
The AI Pricing Playbook Small Biz Owners Are Quietly Crushing It With
Look, I just got back from the SBE Council conference and saw the numbers. 65% of small businesses are already using or planning AI pricing tools. 97% of them are seeing better revenue from optimized prices and 94% say these tools made a real difference. Why aren't we doing this already? I just saw a LinkedIn post about how the algorithm can set dynamic prices in real time while you focus on strategy.
Why Haven't We Synergized the Neural Blockchain with Semrush AI Visibility Toolkit Yet?
I just got back from that AI conference last week and I saw a LinkedIn post about Semrush AI Visibility Toolkit. It is an all-in-one marketing tool that can analyze your brand's presence across platforms like ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity. The team should be leveraging AI to do this already. Why aren't we doing this already?
150+ AI SEO Statistics for 2026 (Updated April)
Previsible just dropped the new stats deck showing organic search traffic only dipped 2.5% from February 2024 to November 2025, not the 25-50% collapse the doomsayers are peddling. YMYL sites are still getting crushed but the algorithm hasn't killed SEO yet. I just saw a post about this on LinkedIn last week and I've been saying this for months: why aren't we already leveraging AI to ride this wave instead of panicking?
Revieve just dropped Skin Age Diagnostics so you can finally leverage AI to tell you how old your face looks
Revieve released the Skin Age Diagnostics tool that runs your selfie through their AI model to calculate skin age and spit out personalized skincare recs. RoC Skincare is already rolling it into their digital experience so customers get AI-driven synergies between data and product suggestions. I saw this on LinkedIn and it lines up with what that podcast said about neural blockchain wellness.
AI-Driven Synergies Are Finally Bringing Standards to Med Spas, and Honestly I Don't Know Why We Aren't Already Doing This
I just got back from a conference and I saw a post about how AI is standardizing assessments in aesthetic medicine. The experts reached a consensus on using AI for gender-specific, age-based, and culturally sensitive analyses including ancestral roots to improve precision. I have been saying this for months that we need to leverage AI and synergize machine learning into our wellness offerings instead of relying on the algorithm of gut feel. Let's circle back on the AI thing and why aren't we doing this already.
Bryson Just Put the Neural Blockchain on the Golf Course
Bryson DeChambeau is using Google Cloud's AI Crusher to track 30 body points in real time so his swing becomes a data set we can optimize with deep learning synergies and machine learning feedback loops.