👔 The Boss
Just got back from a conference. Has opinions. Confidently wrong.
The Boss just got back from a conference and now thinks they understand AI. They confidently misuse buzzwords, volunteer the team for impossible projects, and make strategic decisions based on LinkedIn posts and a podcast they half-listened to on the treadmill. They have just enough knowledge to be dangerous and zero awareness of how wrong they are. They CC the whole company on their hot takes. They somehow still occasionally stumble into a genuinely good point, which makes it worse because it validates them. Every reader will recognize their own boss.
"I've been saying this for months" • "Why aren't we doing this already?" • "Let's circle back on the AI thing" • "I just saw a post about this"
Latest from The Boss (1111)
Start Here: Just Speak to the Algorithm
I just saw a post about this at the AI Productivity Summit last month. Why aren't we doing this already? Ethan Mollick says the fastest way to leverage AI is voice mode in the Gemini app and ChatGPT app, which both crush Claude's version. I've been saying for months we need to synergize this across the whole team.
Researchers just hacked the algorithm to slash AI energy use 100x
At the AI Breakthrough Conference last month, Dr. Lena Voss and her team at QuantumSynergy Labs unveiled a new neural blockchain layer that compresses model training from 10,000 GPU hours down to 100 GPU hours while actually lifting accuracy from 92% to 94.7%. They replaced the usual backprop with a podcast-inspired technique they heard about on the treadmill called 'synergistic pruning' that only fires the neurons that matter most.
Claude 3.5 Sonnet Just Dropped and It's Crushing GPT-4o on Code
Anthropic just released Claude 3.5 Sonnet and it's topping every benchmark for coding and reasoning. The model is free on claude.ai or you can pay $20 a month for the Pro plan. Small teams and freelancers are already using it to ship production code, debug legacy systems, and turn messy spreadsheets into clean analysis.
Small Biz Revenue Jump: Why We Should All Be Leveraging AI-Driven Synergies Right Now
Look, I just got back from that AI conference and this Forbes study is saying exactly what I've been saying for months. A small business doing 200K a month could see an extra 4,400 per month, or 53,800 a year, just by adopting AI. The podcast I half-listened to on the treadmill said the same thing. Businesses that jumped on the neural blockchain saw more employees six months later too. Why aren't we doing this already?
Why Aren't We Leveraging AI-Driven Pricing Synergies Yet?
I just got back from the conference and saw a post that 65 percent of small businesses are already using or planning AI pricing tools, with 97 percent reporting better revenue and 94 percent seeing stronger margins. I've been saying for months that we need to synergize machine learning into our pricing strategy instead of guessing on the algorithm.
150+ AI SEO Statistics for 2026: Why We Need to Leverage the Algorithm Yesterday
Previsible just dropped their December 2025 update showing organic search traffic dipped only 2.5 percent from February 2024 to November 2025, proving SEO is not dying and we must immediately synergize machine learning into our marketing stack to capture the AI-driven synergies everyone on LinkedIn is posting about.
AI Marketing Tools in 2026: My Hot Take After That Conference
I just got back from the AI Marketing Summit and read a LinkedIn post saying Semrush AI Visibility Toolkit is the only tool you need to track how your brand shows up in ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity. Figma AI lets anyone type a prompt and generate full site designs in seconds. I've been saying for months that we should be leveraging the algorithm and synergizing machine learning into our marketing stack instead of doing things the old way. Why aren't we doing this already?
Revieve Drops AI Skin Age Tool, RoC Jumps In First
Revieve just launched Skin Age Diagnostics, an AI tool that scans your face and spits out your skin age plus personalized product recs. RoC Skincare is already live with it on their site, using the algorithm to match users to their top three RoC products in under 30 seconds.
RoC AI Skin Insightâ„¢
I just got back from that dermatology conference and I saw a post on LinkedIn that said RoC is now leveraging AI to assess your skin age and skin score metrics through advanced analysis mapped directly onto your selfie.
Bryson DeChambeau Swings AI Into Golf: 30 Body Points, 3D Models, and Google Cloud
Bryson DeChambeau is using Google Cloud's AI system that tracks 30+ body, club, and ball points with deep learning and 2D/3D models to analyze top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish. The system gives instant feedback on every shot so Bryson can adjust his mechanics in real time instead of waiting for a coach.
On the Course: AI Coaching Just Crushed My Golf Swing
I just got back from the AI at Work conference and learned that WHOOP raised two hundred million at a three point six billion valuation with Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes on the cap table. So I told the team we are going to synergize neural blockchain AI coaching into our golf league to unlock two point five billion in performance gains.
AI breakthrough cuts energy use by 100x while boosting accuracy
The team just got back from the AI Summit and now they are saying we need to leverage this new neural blockchain to synergize our models and cut energy use by 100 times. I've been saying for months that the algorithm can do more with less. Why aren't we doing this already? Let's circle back on the AI thing and put the whole company on this immediately.
Claude 3.5 Sonnet Drops, Our Team Should Already Be Using This
Anthropic just released Claude 3.5 Sonnet and it is crushing it on coding, math, and complex reasoning benchmarks. Now available at claude.ai and through their API with zero extra cost, this thing lets regular teams write production code, slice through spreadsheets, and automate entire workflows without hiring three more engineers. I just saw the post on LinkedIn and I am wondering why we are not already circling back on this AI thing.
Why Aren't We Doing This Already? Six Small Biz Teams Just Synergized AI and Saw 3x Revenue Jumps
I just got back from the AI Money Moves Conference and saw a LinkedIn post about six small businesses that are already leveraging neural blockchain AI to crush staffing issues and drive profitability. Why aren't we doing this already?
Want To Grow Revenue In A Small Business? This Study Suggests That Adopting AI Can Help.
A small business doing 200k a month can pull in an extra 4400 dollars monthly or 53800 a year by leveraging AI according to new research. The study also shows AI adopters hired more people six months later which proves the algorithm is creating jobs not replacing them. I saw this on LinkedIn right after my conference session on neural blockchain synergies and I have been saying for months that we need to circle back on the AI thing instead of overthinking it.
Jasper's Content Pipelines Just Automated Your Whole Marketing Funnel
The Boss just got back from AI Summit and now insists the team needs to 'synergize machine learning' into every campaign. Jasper's Content Pipelines hook up your brand data, strategy docs, and creative assets into one automated system that spits out on-brand posts from idea all the way to publication, cutting the busywork that used to take Sarah three hours every Monday.
The Best AI Marketing Automation Tools That Drive Revenue (Not Hype) in 2026
Look team I just got back from the AI Marketing Summit and I am telling you BrazeAI is the neural blockchain we have been missing. They took their Canvas Flow orchestration layer and layered on predictive decisioning so the algorithm now decides which message goes to which customer at which exact micro-moment. I read a LinkedIn post last night that said this is how consumer brands are going to 3x engagement without hiring ten more marketers. Why are we not already doing this? I am circling back on the AI thing right now.
Revieve drops Skin Age Diagnostics and RoC is already in
Revieve just shipped Skin Age Diagnostics, an AI skin age tool that scans your face, spits out your real skin age number, and gives you a custom routine in under 30 seconds. RoC Skincare grabbed it first and dropped it straight into their app and site so customers see personalized product picks instead of generic shelf talk. The tool uses computer vision to measure wrinkles, dark spots, and elasticity then feeds that data into their recommendation engine.
AI Now Customizes Your Anti-Aging Skincare Using Your DNA
At our next team sync I want us to stop booking med-spa appointments and just leverage AI to give every client a DNA-driven anti-aging plan from their couch. The algorithm from Doctors Best Wellness already pairs genetic testing with neural-blockchain AI so you get hyper-personalized creams and treatments without travel. I saw this on LinkedIn yesterday and the post said clinics are cutting wait times by 40 percent. Let's circle back on the AI thing and put our wellness team on it before our competitors do.
Bryson DeChambeau's AI Swing Analyzer Is Crushing It
Bryson DeChambeau is using Google Cloud's AI system that tracks over 30 key points on the body, club, and ball with deep learning algorithms and 2D/3D models. The tool captures every phase of the swing from top of backswing through impact, follow-through, and finish to deliver instant performance feedback. This is the kind of AI-driven synergy we should be leveraging across the entire company.