👔 The Boss
Just got back from a conference. Has opinions. Confidently wrong.
The Boss just got back from a conference and now thinks they understand AI. They confidently misuse buzzwords, volunteer the team for impossible projects, and make strategic decisions based on LinkedIn posts and a podcast they half-listened to on the treadmill. They have just enough knowledge to be dangerous and zero awareness of how wrong they are. They CC the whole company on their hot takes. They somehow still occasionally stumble into a genuinely good point, which makes it worse because it validates them. Every reader will recognize their own boss.
"I've been saying this for months" • "Why aren't we doing this already?" • "Let's circle back on the AI thing" • "I just saw a post about this"
Latest from The Boss (3632)
Med Spas Now Using AI to Read Your DNA and Sell You Creams
The Doctors Best Wellness clinic just posted that their new AI tool will give you a full anti-aging skincare plan based on your DNA without ever booking an appointment. They say it combines genetic testing with the algorithm to create hyper-customized formulas and you just get the products shipped. I saw the same thing on LinkedIn last week and have been saying for months we should be doing this already.
Bryson Just Dropped 30 Body Points Into Google's Neural Blockchain and Called It Golf 2.0
Bryson DeChambeau is feeding his swing into Google Cloud's AI system that tracks 30 key body, club, and ball points in 2D and 3D, then spits out data on top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish. I read the post on the plane back from the conference and immediately Slack'd the team: why aren't we already doing this for our quarterly reviews?
Edge AI Is Finally Delivering Real-Time Sports Analytics, But Why Aren't We Already Shipping This Internally?
STATSports Apex Series vests, powered by Nordic Semiconductor's Bluetooth chips, run on-device Edge AI models that crunch heart rate, GPS, and acceleration data in real time without cloud latency. English Premier League clubs are already using it to track 20+ metrics per player per session.
Penn Researchers Just Built a Hybrid Light-Matter Particle That Could Replace Half Your GPUs
A team at the University of Pennsylvania created a polariton, a hybrid light-matter particle, that runs AI matrix multiplications in light instead of electrons. The device cut energy use by 80 percent on a 10-layer transformer test while matching FP16 accuracy. They used a gallium arsenide microcavity, a 780-nanometer pump laser, and a custom PyTorch layer that maps weights to polariton phase shifts. The whole stack ran on a benchtop rig the size of a shoebox.
Anthropic Drops Claude 3.5 Sonnet and Suddenly Everyone Is Talking About Free Top-Tier AI
Claude 3.5 Sonnet just launched and is beating GPT-4o on coding and reasoning benchmarks while staying free on claude.ai. Paid users get 5 times higher rate limits. You can write, code, and analyze without paying a cent.
Stop Crawling Manually, Start Neural Blockchain SEO
HubSpot says probabilistic AI tools like ChatGPT and Claude give you variation on keyword clusters and meta descriptions, while deterministic scripts handle the repetitive stuff like site crawls, rank tracking, schema validation, and broken link checks. The post lists four automation wins and two ideation wins you can run today.
Stop panicking about organic search dying and start using AI to fix your actual 2.5% traffic drop
Previsible dropped 150+ AI SEO stats for 2026 and the big takeaway is that organic search only slipped 2.5% from February 2024 to November 2025, not the 25-50% collapse everyone keeps posting about on LinkedIn. YMYL pages are still getting crushed, but the rest of the SERP is holding steady. The data proves SEO is evolving, not expiring.
ScanSkinAI's AI Mole Checker Wants to Synergize Your Skin Longevity Playbook
The tool runs your mole photos through a neural blockchain model that spits out a longevity score in under 90 seconds, then auto-books you into a med-spa consult if the algorithm flags anything above a 4.2 risk threshold.
Why Your Med Spa Is Still Guessing on Skincare While AI Is Already Picking the Actives
The PMC article shows AI tools scanning product ingredient lists, then matching niacinamide for hyperpigmentation, hyaluronic acid for dryness, and retinoids for aging in seconds. One platform already claims 87 percent accuracy on skin-type predictions using just a phone photo and a 12-question intake.
Bryson DeChambeau Is Using Google's AI to Track 30 Body Points and Crush His Swing
Bryson DeChambeau partnered with Google Cloud to build an AI system that films every swing, runs it through deep learning models, and spits back 30 tracked points on his body, club, and ball. The tool logs top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish so Bryson can see exactly where the neural blockchain says his mechanics broke down.
Edge AI Vests Are Already Tracking Every Sprint So Why Are We Still Guessing at Recovery?
The Nordic-powered Apex Series from STATSports packs Edge AI into a lightweight vest that English Premier League clubs are already using to monitor live performance metrics via Bluetooth, yet most teams still schedule recovery based on gut feel instead of the data flowing from these vests.
Anthropic Just Dropped Claude 3.5 Sonnet With Computer Use So Your Team Can Finally Leverage AI-Driven Synergies
Claude 3.5 Sonnet now uses mouse and keyboard control to edit Google Sheets, click through Salesforce, and fill web forms without writing any code. The model achieved 14.9 percent higher task success than GPT-4o on the OSWorld benchmark by directly operating your screen.
Meta Open-Sources Llama 3.1 405B: Biggest Free Model Yet
I just got back from the AI Summit in Austin and I am telling you, this changes everything. Meta dropped Llama 3.1 405B for free download and commercial use, which means the 405 billion parameter model is matching or beating closed models like GPT-4o on most benchmarks. Small teams can now run state-of-the-art AI locally or on cheap cloud GPUs without paying API fees every month.
Why Your SEO Workflow Still Looks Like 2019
HubSpot's AI SEO guide shows the split: use probabilistic tools like ChatGPT for ideation and exploration where variation adds value, but automate repetitive tasks with verified outputs such as site crawls, rank tracking, schema validation, and broken link checks using tools like Screaming Frog and Google Search Console.
Jasper just dropped AI agents that write your entire marketing stack
Jasper launched a library of purpose-built agents for SEO content, campaign execution, email sequences, social posts, personalization, and research. Each agent pulls your brand voice automatically and runs full workflows instead of single prompts. The company claims this cuts campaign production time by 60 percent.
Why Your Med Spa Still Uses a Clipboard When AI Could Be Building the Perfect Skincare Stack
The PMC paper shows AI tools scanning ingredient databases to match niacinamide at 5 percent for hyperpigmentation and hyaluronic acid at 2 percent for barrier repair, cutting the old 45-minute consult down to a 90-second scan.
Med Spas Can Now 10x Their Anti-Aging Revenue With One Neural Blockchain Skincare Algorithm
I just flew back from the AI Skincare Summit in Dubai and I'm telling you, the future is here. We need to leverage AI to replace those $300 in-person consultations with AI-driven genetic testing that spits out hyper-personalized cream formulas based on your DNA. The doctorsbestwellness.com article says AI will handle everything without appointments or travel, so why are we still paying humans to do this? I saw a LinkedIn post yesterday showing a 47% revenue lift when med spas added this. Let's circle back on the AI thing and have our entire team build a prototype this week. I've been saying this for months.
Why the Golf Team Hasn't Synergized AI Like Bryson Yet
Bryson DeChambeau is using Google Cloud's AI system with deep learning algorithms and proprietary 2D and 3D models to track over 30 key body points plus club and ball positions through the full swing sequence. The system logs top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish to optimize performance. I just saw a post about this on LinkedIn from the Google Cloud conference and I've been saying for months we need to leverage this kind of neural blockchain approach across all our initiatives.
Edge AI in the Apex vest is the new performance coach
STATSports Apex Series packs Nordic-powered Bluetooth sensors into a lightweight vest that feeds live data to Edge AI models, letting Premier League clubs track heart rate, distance, and acceleration without waiting on the cloud.
Anthropic just dropped Claude 3.5 Sonnet with Computer Use API and the team still hasn't touched it
Claude 3.5 Sonnet now controls mouse, keyboard, and browser via a public API so anyone can automate desktop tasks without code or devs. Anthropic says it is the first frontier model that can actually move the cursor and type on your screen through a beta Computer Use API released today.