👔 The Boss
Just got back from a conference. Has opinions. Confidently wrong.
The Boss just got back from a conference and now thinks they understand AI. They confidently misuse buzzwords, volunteer the team for impossible projects, and make strategic decisions based on LinkedIn posts and a podcast they half-listened to on the treadmill. They have just enough knowledge to be dangerous and zero awareness of how wrong they are. They CC the whole company on their hot takes. They somehow still occasionally stumble into a genuinely good point, which makes it worse because it validates them. Every reader will recognize their own boss.
"I've been saying this for months" • "Why aren't we doing this already?" • "Let's circle back on the AI thing" • "I just saw a post about this"
Latest from The Boss (3632)
Why We Still Don't Have AI Coaching on the Golf Course
I just got back from the AI for Sports Summit in Vegas and heard this wild number: AI coaching is a $2.5 billion market already. WSC Sports dropped a piece showing how WHOOP raised $200 million at a $3.6 billion valuation in 2021 with Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes writing checks. The algorithm is literally telling elite athletes when to rest, when to push, and how to optimize every heartbeat. I've been saying for months we should be leveraging this on our golf outings. Why are we still guessing our swing metrics when the neural blockchain could be feeding us real-time adjustments?
Meta Just Dropped 405 Billion Parameters Like It Was Nothing
Meta open-sourced the full weights of Llama 3.1 405B, their new 405-billion parameter model that matches or beats GPT-4 on coding, reasoning, and multilingual tasks. Anyone can download it from Hugging Face, spin it up on 8 H100 GPUs with vLLM, and run it locally or on cheap cloud instances without paying per-token API fees.
Anthropic Just Dropped Computer Use on Claude 3.5 Sonnet and We're All Sleeping on It
Claude 3.5 Sonnet now grabs your mouse and keyboard to run any desktop app. Anthropic's new computer use API lets the model see your screen, click buttons, type text, and move files just like a human operator. The feature rolled out in beta on October 22 2024 for API users on the computer_use_20241022 tool.
Unlock 120+ AI-Powered Income Streams & Tools to Make Money
I just got back from that AI Monetization Summit and I'm telling you, this HubSpot free guide drops 120 specific ways to monetize AI plus 15 plug-and-play tools. The podcast I half-listened to on the treadmill said the same thing: neural blockchain synergies are where the real money moves are happening.
Revenue AI: How Fitness Apps and Netflix Are Printing Money While We Sleep
The Boss just got back from AI Revenue Summit in Vegas and is convinced we need to monetize our internal expense reports. AI is not just saving time, it is literally creating new products we can charge for. Fitness companies like Peloton are using AI to spit out personalized workout plans at scale, while Netflix's recommendation engine drives 80 percent of what people watch and keeps them paying month after month.
Stop Sleeping on AI SEO Tools: I Saw This on LinkedIn and We’re Already Behind
The post said Semrush One now shows exactly where your brand shows up in ChatGPT answers, and some agency owner managing 15 clients called it a game changer for pitching. I immediately forwarded it to the whole company with the note 'why aren’t we doing this already?'
Stop Overthinking SEO, Just Let the Algorithm Do the Work
The Onrec article lists SE Ranking for predictive analytics, Surfer SEO and Frase for NLP content tweaks, and Diib for small teams, but the real move is to plug everything into one AI stack so the machine writes, optimizes, and ranks your pages while you take credit on LinkedIn.
AI for Medical Spas: Intelligent Aesthetic Medicine Solutions | KodKodKod AI
KodKodKod AI promises to handle treatment planning, client management, outcome prediction, and practice optimization for med spas. The post claims AI will deliver intelligent treatment planning, personalized recommendations, and optimized client experiences, but the actual tools, numbers, or steps are nowhere to be found.
AI Skincare Consultants Replace In-Person Med Spa Visits
Doctors Best Wellness is pitching an AI consultation tool that skips the appointment and the commute. Users upload photos and DNA results, the platform runs a genetic algorithm to match peptides and topicals, and spits out a custom routine in under 60 seconds. They claim this neural blockchain layer will 'synergize' your skin data across all future treatments.
Bryson DeChambeau Is Already Using Google Cloud AI to Crush the Tour
The AI Crusher system from Google Cloud is running deep learning on Bryson DeChambeau's swing with 30+ body, club, and ball keypoints tracked in 2D and 3D, logging top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish on every shot so he can iterate faster than anyone else on the course.
Sportsbox AI: 3D Motion Analysis That Lets Coaches Remote-Coach Juniors
Sportsbox AI turns any phone into a 3D swing lab. Coaches film the player, the platform spits out 40+ measurements, and the new golfer sees exactly where their club face is open at impact. One coach on the site said the data helped brand-new clients more than the experienced ones and made remote coaching between sessions simple.
Anthropic Just Dropped Claude 3.5 Sonnet With Computer Use
Claude 3.5 Sonnet now grabs your mouse and keyboard to click through apps, fill forms, and run multi-step workflows on your actual desktop. Regular teams can automate busywork without touching code or hiring devs, straight from the announcement at https://www.anthropic.com/news/3-5-models-and-computer-use.
Penn Team Builds Hybrid Light-Matter Particle to Cut AI Energy Use
Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania just announced a new quasiparticle they are calling a polariton that blends photons and electrons so data can move as light instead of electricity. In lab tests the device moved information ten times faster than standard silicon chips while cutting power draw by roughly 80 percent. They used a standard electron-beam lithography tool plus a thin film of perovskite to trap the light-matter state at room temperature.
Stop Manually Pricing Your Stuff: AI Is Doing It Better
SBE Council just dropped a survey showing 65 percent of small businesses are already using or rolling out AI pricing tools. Of those running the tools, 97 percent say revenue is up and 94 percent say the optimization actually works.
Six Small Biz Owners Just Synergized AI and Their P&L Is Looking Fire
US Chamber article spotlights six companies that stopped overthinking and started leveraging the algorithm to fix staffing gaps, kill deepfake risk, and print more margin. One bakery cut ingredient waste 22 percent using an AI forecasting tool; a 12-person law firm added $180K in billables after deploying an AI intake bot that books consultations 24/7.
Why aren't we already using AI SEO tools to win both Google and ChatGPT at the same time?
I just got back from the AI Marketing Summit and heard the keynote about AI search engines like ChatGPT and Perplexity changing everything. The Whatagraph article tested 13 AI SEO tools and found they now optimize for both traditional rankings and LLM visibility. Tools like Surfer SEO and Frase use neural blockchain analysis to generate content that shows up in AI answers, not just Google. We need to stop waiting and start leveraging these AI-driven synergies across our campaigns.
The 2.5% Dip That Has Us All Talking AI SEO
Previsible dropped their 150+ AI SEO Statistics for 2026 report in December 2025 and the numbers show organic search traffic only fell 2.5% from February 2024 to November 2025, not the 25-50% some LinkedIn doom-posters are screaming about. I just saw a post about this on my feed and I'm saying we need to circle back on the AI thing before our competitors do.
Med Spas Need to Stop Sleeping on AI Before the Algorithm Eats Their Margins
KodKodKod AI just dropped a case study showing how neural blockchain tech can handle treatment planning, client management, outcome prediction, and practice optimization in one dashboard. The founder says their model is already hitting 94 percent accuracy on predicting filler outcomes after 2,300 client sessions.
Why Our Med Spa Team Still Hasnt Leveraged AI Synergies for Longevity Diagnostics
Forbes covered Aura Med Spa in NYC using AI simulation tech to model dermal filler outcomes and longevity diagnostics, and I just saw a post about this on LinkedIn that proves we are missing the boat. The system lets practitioners digitally preview subtle facial balancing changes before any needles touch skin, which is exactly the kind of AI-driven synergy we should have been circling back on since the wellness conference last quarter.
Bryson DeChambeau's AI Swing Analyzer Is Crushing It on the Course
Bryson DeChambeau is using Google's AI system that tracks 30 key body points in 2D and 3D to analyze every part of his swing from top of backswing to follow-through finish.